Pants!

[Kae'Yoss]

A Villain with magic pants eh?

I suspect that it's more like a Villain who tries to steal enough panties to power his doomsday device, the Panty Powered Protean Planetary Pulverizer.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

20 responses and no golden pantaloons jokes?

My pimp-daddy thief was all about them golden panataloons.

 

[IcyCool]

20 responses and no golden pantaloons jokes?

My pimp-daddy thief was all about them golden panataloons.

"Yar-har, be honest now matey, do these pantaloons make me butt look fat?"

 

[Kae'Yoss]

20 responses and no golden pantaloons jokes?

My pimp-daddy thief was all about them golden panataloons.

Hm... a pimp in an iron golem armour. Bitch slap for 2d10+15!

 

[Cyronax]

A Villain with magic pants eh?

I vote for a new special material for 4th edition:

Gnomish Pleather. It grants a +2 to Diplomacy and Escape Artist check. The masterwork variety of pleather pants also afflicts other members of the same sex as the wearer with a 'charm person'-like effect.

I'm already envisioning a new 4E variant of gnomes for 4E ......

C.I.D.

 

[ssampier]

[Eric Foreman]
Glorious panties.
[/Eric Foreman]

I recommend wearing pants to the game.

 

[Nightfall]

I second that "wear pants to game" notion.


Kae'yoss,

Mmm well that is...different. I guess. I mean it might have been done in a henati manga...

 

[QuaziquestGM]

I was running "In search of adventure" and made the missing wizard's girlfriend a female lich.

The adventurers found her bone-motif black negligie (sorry, I usually don't have reason to try to spell the french names of unmentionibles....a teddy?), when they searched his bedroom. (It had fallen behind the bed somehow...)

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Mmm well that is...different. I guess. I mean it might have been done in a henati manga...

Nah. It would be too easy there. The villain would just empty every used-schoolgirls-panty-vending-machine in Tokyo and the world would be over

 

[Sir Elton]

[Eric Foreman]
Glorious panties.
[/Eric Foreman]

I recommend wearing pants to the game.

What if the group you game with are nudists?