Paranoia O.R.C. and P.I.E. Full again

[Crothian]

T-foot, the as of yet unknown NPC#1 player (isn't that an oximoron?), out.

And yet so fitting to Paranoia. You might actually end up with a role, I'm debating adding a another MBD to the group.

 

[Crothian]

And if people are interested you can get your character early. It might ruin the fun (This Characater is stupid!!) or it might help enhance it when you see what's going on with it. Not that characters are actually done at this point. I need to revise them from my last game.

 

[Xath]

Friend Computer, I will reiterate that not like candy provided by the computer would be treasonous. I will however state, that certain clones of our team may have a design flaw which renders them allergic to almonds.

 

[Piratecat]

That will be a shame for troubleshooter Alm-O-NDS-1. I understand he's our briefing officer.

You know, Communications Officer. The briefing officer. One of the people who you should seriously consider confessing your myriad treasons to, before The Computer decides to punish you for your failures. Like your mutant ability to be allergic to almonds.

 

[Rystil Arden]

Mutants? Treason! Many mutations are caused due to lack of proper non-treasonous hygiene safeguards and performing risky activities such as swimming in toxic waste, hugging, and committing treason.

 

[Piratecat]

Really, hygiene officer? You know, is it possible that only the Communication Officer's skin is allergic? I suspect that if you hygenically sand it off with a fun handy-dandy SkinGreat GrateSkinner™ (kindly provided by R&D for the purposes of testing), she may suffer a complete cessation of any allergic reactions.

You know, the more I think about it, the more I'm sure that the only way to know is to try it and find out. It's a win-win for everyone, and will provide valuable - nay, essential! - testing data for The Computer.

 

[Primitive Screwhead]

I am glad to be serving the Computer on a different essential mission... but would like to submit a Commendation for PirateCat on Form N73G-59O.7...

Truely he should be properly recognized for the persistant and honorable pursuit of treasonous activity that is assuredly not an attempt to cover a nefarious scheme of his own.

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And out of character.. thank you all for the laughter this thread has brought to this tired old-troubleshooter.

 

[Rystil Arden]

I most readily agree, Team Leader. Sanding off her skin would provide more benefits than simply rendering her immune to her mutant power of being allergic to almonds and thus determining the effectiveness of the treatment. Why, if we collect the flayed skin, the Computer may be able, in its infinite wisdom and mercy, to calculate an effective vaccine for the mutation that fights against the mutation and destroys it, thus rendering all those with a similar defect immune to its treasonous grasp.

 

[Crothian]

The Computer appriciates all Clones informing me of the problems with certain Food Vat items. It does trouble me that Citizen Shaylon makes references to the Old Reckoning times. It also concerns me that other Citzens know of Almonds, Peanuts, and Coconuts. Persons of Red Security Clearance have access to the following Flavors: Dried Shrimp, Kelp, Soybean, Borscht, and Radberry. Those five are the only ones of the official 31 Flavors HPD&MC has approved.

 

[Xath]

O great computer, I was only informed of Almonds by Team Leader. Two years ago, Team Leader submitted me for an R&D drug test for experimental vaccine TIGAN, which caused many unforseen reactions, including my especial vulnerability to many substances. Any information I have regarding things above my clearance level are from Team Leader's communications to me.

Of course, I'm sure that the Team Leader had clearance to know about those items, because if he did not, that would be treasonous.

In addition, friend computer, I would like to say that I love Dried Shrimp, Kelp, Soybean, Borscht, and Radberry. To not do so would of course be treasonous.