Paranoia O.R.C. and P.I.E. Full again

[fett527]

Just remember, don't take it personally when you die the first time. Or the second. Or the third. Or the....you get the picture.

 

[Crothian]

Just remember, don't take it personally when you die the first time. Or the second. Or the third. Or the....you get the picture.

Citizen Fett, please report to termination center 45-BZD thank you.

and don't take it personally when you get killed off and you're not even in the game!!

 

[Crothian]

We will not be doing anything with Service Firms or secret socieites for the characters. Service Firms will be around Alpha Complex but none of you will be part of one. Secret Societies are replaced with what I call the Meta Game, a very odd concept I am using for this game.

If you care the game is based on Paranoia XP, and I use some of Criminal Histories and Mutant Experince to create characters.

 

[Rystil Arden]

Friend Computer, it has come to my attention that the Recording and Communications Officer is due for her 21st annual hygiene inspection due to the advancement of her secure beverage access level. It would be treasonous not to wish her a happy birthday!

 

[Ghostwind]

Great Computer, sadly I must miss this momentous event. Please give my slot to another more fit clone.

Maybe next year.

 

[Crothian]

And we have an Opening!!

 

[Piratecat]

Friend Computer, may KidCthulhu take the available slot please? She's very loyal.

 

[Crothian]

Friend Computer, may KidCthulhu take the available slot please? She's very loyal.

And we are back to a full game. Excellent!!

 

[Thunderfoot]

DRAT! I missed my chance for a security upgrade!!! Oh well, back to cleaning the food vats...

'Whistle while you work, commies are all jerks, friend computer honks my hooter, whistle while you work. These food vats are all greasy.. whistle whistle whistle whistle...."

 

[Crothian]

Citizen, you will get a security upgrade when you earn one. If all one needed for an upgrade was another citizen to not show up, then troiuble shooters would be shooting each other all the time. And we can;t have that.