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[Xath]

Looks like citizen X-(I)-ath forgot to his wakey-wakey pills.

Friend Computer, it seems that Citizen Thunderfoot has lost the ability to distinguish between different genders. He has taken to calling this Recording and Communications Officer a male. As I am quite sure that I adhere to all regulations on female officer appearance, I cannot fathom what would cause Clone Thunderfoot to make such an egregious error.

 

[Rystil Arden]

Friend Computer, it seems that Citizen Thunderfoot has lost the ability to distinguish between different genders. He has taken to calling this Recording and Communications Officer a male. As I am quite sure that I adhere to all regulations on female officer appearance, I cannot fathom what would cause Clone Thunderfoot to make such an egregious error.

Perhaps it was because you missed your Hygiene Inspection and were several days late thus causing your appearance to become disheveled to the point that Thunderfoot was unable to tell the difference. More likely, however, Thunderfoot needs to have this clone terminated and replaced with a clone with better eyesight.

 

[Crothian]

Perhaps it was because you missed your Hygiene Inspection and were several days late thus causing your appearance to become disheveled to the point that Thunderfoot was unable to tell the difference. More likely, however, Thunderfoot needs to have this clone terminated and replaced with a clone with better eyesight.

As it clearly states in the Red Clone Rule Book on pg 2546 section 54dvf Part 3.56.x2 Poor eyesight is not cause for termination. Clones with poor eye sight should report to their Equipment Guy for proper fitting of visual assistance equipment. Please make sure that all paper work for such items are filled out and signed by all appropriate parties.

 

[Crothian]

Looks like citizen X-(I)-ath forgot to his wakey-wakey pills.

While I am sure Citizen Xath likes your faith in her abilities to give her a promotion up to Indigo jumping over four security clearances; we will leave her with Red access for now. Normally, such praise would be recording in her record but as she herself points out the error in your statement regarding her gender nothing will be noted in her file.

 

[shaylon]

Citizen Thunderfoot, I arrived as soon as I received the dispatch. Apparently this clones retinal units need retrofitting as you are unable to distinguish genders. Let me just dig through the bag here, ah yes, one drillpak, one electrosensor retinal transmogrifier, and one pair of cloned eyeballs. That's funny, these seem smaller than yours. Oh well, I am certain these are the right ones, the computer is all knowing. Now where is that Anesthetic? Hmm, I seem to have been given an retina kit without anasthetic. You must be a new clone, or a retrofit with the autosensing pain duller. Congratulations, you are serving the computer proud! Let's get started! Now this won't hurt a bit...

 

[Thunderfoot]

OOC (odd I'm typing this in front a post ABOUT a game - oh well it is Paranoia)
Firstly, oops, I didn't realize that Xath WAS a female (it isn't exactly posted under the name) And Xath I apologize profusely, no harm was intended.

As for the (I); I MEANT to type (IR ) (banking on actually promotion to Red clearance upon arrival at GNC sector) however, my fingers failed to land the final strike and my failing ocular units managed to fail even further.

Which just goes to show - don't post when you are suffering from insomnia...

 

[Thunderfoot]

Citizen Thunderfoot, I arrived as soon as I received the dispatch. Apparently this clones retinal units need retrofitting as you are unable to distinguish genders. Let me just dig through the bag here, ah yes, one drillpak, one electrosensor retinal transmogrifier, and one pair of cloned eyeballs. That's funny, these seem smaller than yours. Oh well, I am certain these are the right ones, the computer is all knowing. Now where is that Anesthetic? Hmm, I seem to have been given an retina kit without anasthetic. You must be a new clone, or a retrofit with the autosensing pain duller. Congratulations, you are serving the computer proud! Let's get started! Now this won't hurt a bit...

Thank you friend citizen! I am certain that your abilities are quite on par and within computer paramat... AAAARRGHHHH!!!!

 

[Xath]

Thank you friend citizen! I am certain that your abilities are quite on par and within computer paramat... AAAARRGHHHH!!!!

Equipment officer, you may wish to check on his vocal parameters as well. That last bit does not appear to be a sound authorized under Red clearance.

 

[shaylon]

Equipment officer, you may wish to check on his vocal parameters as well. That last bit does not appear to be a sound authorized under Red clearance.

Very perceptive, Citizen Xath. I will do so at once. Let me just clean this large pool of blood off of the ground and properly clean the tools.

Wait a moment, Citizen Xath, does that blood look like it is the proper color? It looks a little too orange to me. I think maybe a blood drain and fill is in order. I will add that to the list!

 

[Rystil Arden]

Very perceptive, Citizen Xath. I will do so at once. Let me just clean this large pool of blood off of the ground and properly clean the tools.

Wait a moment, Citizen Xath, does that blood look like it is the proper color? It looks a little too orange to me. I think maybe a blood drain and fill is in order. I will add that to the list!

As Hygiene Officer, I agree that the blood colour does seem to be orange, which is above Citisen Thunderfoot's security clearance. Of course, Citisen Thunderfoot would never try to hide a breach of clearance from the Computer, so of course he will not protest to your wise plan to drain out his blood to make sure, especially since you will be returning it all shortly.