Paranoia O.R.C. and P.I.E. Full again

[Thunderfoot]

Please do a drain and fill as this unauthorized blood color is obviously a commie plot to indict me as a traitor, I would never have agreed to such a thing so I am unsure how this happened, unless citizen shaylon is actually a mutant with blood color altering abilities and is using me as a test subject in some unauthorized and traitorous plot. Quick Xath, shoot him now, shoot him now!!! Oddly, I feel faint....

 

[Piratecat]

Friend Computer, it seems that Citizen Thunderfoot has lost the ability to distinguish between different genders. He has taken to calling this Recording and Communications Officer a male. As I am quite sure that I adhere to all regulations on female officer appearance, I cannot fathom what would cause Clone Thunderfoot to make such an egregious error.

While gender is largely irrelevant - are we not all equal in the all-seeing Eye of The Computer, except for mutants and commie scum? - I am FAR more concerned with the fact that Citizen Thunderfoot seems to think that Citizen Xath is of Indigo clearance. That is most assuredly not the case, as The Computer Itself has pointed out.

All together now!

(singing)
Glory, glory Friend Computer!
If Xath's a commie, we will shoot her
We'll plug her full of holes
And then go achieve our goals
'Cause we're completely loyal troubleshooters in the service of the Computer except for the clone immediately to my left.
(end singing)

 

[Xath]

Obviously Citizen Thunderfoot has lost the ability to distinguish color as well. This could cause some potentially treasonous errors in clearance distinction. I hope that the Equipment officer can rectify the situation.

However, Citizen Thunderfoot seems to have an abnormal amount of...mutations....

 

[Thunderfoot]

*Coming to*
I've been framed I tell you! I never requested these unauthorized mutations, someone has been tampering with computer property - namely my clone vat! Help Computer, I am the unwitting dupe of a commie mutant plot! I beg for computer protection! I love the food vats! I take my Happiness Pills and eat my Crunchy Time Algea-like Chips.

(Singing)
Alpha Complex Uber-Alles
O Computer Hail to thee...

 

[Rystil Arden]

Obviously Citizen Thunderfoot has lost the ability to distinguish color as well. This could cause some potentially treasonous errors in clearance distinction. I hope that the Equipment officer can rectify the situation.

However, Citizen Thunderfoot seems to have an abnormal amount of...mutations....

You're right Communications Officer. First Team Leader, and now Thunderfoot as well. That is far too much of a trend in colour-blindness to be a coincidence. It is clearly a commie mutant scheme to transform our members into dangerous traitors like themselves. The colour-blindness is a sign of impending treason--we must terminate the clones at once before...it spreads! It would be unhygienic not to do it!

 

[Xath]

You're right Communications Officer. First Team Leader, and now Thunderfoot as well. That is far too much of a trend in colour-blindness to be a coincidence. It is clearly a commie mutant scheme to transform our members into dangerous traitors like themselves. The colour-blindness is a sign of impending treason--we must terminate the clones at once before...it spreads! It would be unhygienic not to do it!

My records support your theory, Hygiene Officer. Those clones must be terminated before their treasonous mutation spreads!

 

[Thunderfoot]

OOC Xath - shoot me an email - I need to talk to you about the ENies you have your email blocked and I'm your audio guy for the show this year. As stage manager, I figure we need to chat. Thanks

 

[Crothian]

Okay, here is the plan. We all meet a bit before 7pm at the ENnies booth outside the dealer room. If anyone wants to grab dinner together, that would make things easier. Buying the computer dinner is a great way to ensure that your clone gets specail treatment. Gifts are nice too. Once we are all together we hunt for a place to play. If while at Gen Con you notice a good place to play make a mental note of it. I have no idea how easy or hard it will be to locate a place.

 

[Thunderfoot]

<SNIP> Buying the computer dinner is a great way to ensure that your clone gets specail treatment. <SNIP>

Any requests? (From the repsonces I've seen on the board so far, it looks like I might need the help.)

 

[Rystil Arden]

Any requests? (From the repsonces I've seen on the board so far, it looks like I might need the help.)

Don't worry--as the Hygiene Officer, I have come up with a foolproof plan to aid my fellow citisens in keeping good hygiene while simultaneously avoiding treasonous access breaches!

Most people use soap to remove unsightly dirt and grime, right? But soap is a base, so it turns PH paper blue, which is above your clearance level. Even normal water generally turns PH paper yellow, which is less above your clearance level but still treason! My solution? A new shower gun filled with high concentration Hydrochloric Acid! Guaranteed to eat away all the dirt and grime on your skin while staying at a treason-free red level of PH.