Party of monsters

[TarionzCousin]

This reminds me of a drawing I did a while ago of race/class combos of what NOT to play in my campaign setting...

Feel free to post said drawing here.


In Monte Cook's module The Banewarrens, he had bad guys called the Pactlords that were kind of like a monster party. Here are two of them:

 

[Doug McCrae]

Satyr paladin

That's a really good idea for a character. He'd probably worship a god of chastity. Makes Mr Spock's struggle with his emotions look like a cakewalk.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

steeldragons
Satyr paladin

That's a really good idea for a character. He'd probably worship a god of chastity. Makes Mr Spock's struggle with his emotions look like a cakewalk.

Make the Druid into Nymph and you've got the beginnings of intraparty conflict like never before...

Hmmmmm...and Maenad sisters- an Assassin and a Warlock*.





* heh heh...the Paladin will have to look at Maenads.

 

[RangerWickett]

You're incorrigible.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

You're incorrigible.

[ChicoMarx]So don't-a incorrige me.[/ChicoMarx]










(Also acceptible: [ChicoMarx]No, I'm-a in Texas.[/ChicoMarx])

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Rosie Ray (Ettin): Bard...very good at double-talk.
Hercule Parrot (Anthro Grey Parrot): Detective (Urban Ranger/Focused Specialist Diviner)
Xharlie Shin (Gibbering Mouther): Cleric/Assassin/Warlock
Hefnaharr (Vampire): Neck Romancer
Krojb (Swanmay): Barbarian/Bard...you never know when she'll go off on you.
Shonen Dour-Teeth (Feral Anthro Housecat): Fighter/Monk/Drunken Master

Oh yeah...

Shaft (Zodar): Urban Ranger/Fighter

 

[steeldragons]

Feel free to post said drawing here.

The image is here: http://www.enworld.org/forum/media-...f/283445-steel-dragons-art-3.html#post5343105

Which is good since my old laptop died and I haven't re-scanned it on my new one yet.

Enjoy
--SD

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

When I was a young lad, I went to Greece with my parents. One thing I remember is that they had prancing Satyrs as part of the art on the walls in the Athens airport.

Which is just a roundabout lead-in for me to say this: your Satyr Paladin needs a bigger codpiece. Much bigger.

 

[Ravilah]

I keep imagining some of these groups in an actual gaming session:

Balor fighter
Titan cleric
Nightcrawler rogue
Tarrasque wizard (can't cast spells, but has a tiny, pointy hat)

Titan: "Excuse me, madam, we're looking for the entrance to the lost dungeon of..."

Woman: Aeeeeeeeiiiiiii!!! [flees]

Balor: "Dude, you keep blowing those diplomacy checks"

Nightcrawler: "Ugh, I'm tired of these stupid skill encounters. Can't we get back to dungeon crawling? <sigh> Hey, where's Tarry?"

Tarrasque: [coming around the hill] Um, guys I just ate their village, sorry.



A party of four slaads in a tavern:

Gray slaad: "Okay, I'm the bard, so I should be the party leader"

Red slaad: "No! I'm the party's bard now! [grabs lute; rubs it on his leg] Lalalalala!"

Gray slaad: "That's not how you play it, Red, and you don't have any ranks in..."

Blue slaad: "I burn the tavern down! I order twelve beers! I make out with the serving wench! I implant eggs in the bartender!"

Gray slaad: "In that order??"

Green slaad: "Haha! I have polymorphed these dice players into a pantomime horse and a duck-billed platypus. Absorb their magical powers through my nostrils!"

Red: "Lalalalala...okay, I'm bored now. Let's take over the tavern and turn it into a TGIFridays!"

Blue: "I'll be the cook!"

Green: "I'll be the seating hostess!"

Gray: "But the place is on fire!!!"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Pixie Focused Specialist Transmuter- favorite spell: Baleful Polymorph (to Sheep)

Anthropomorphic Border Collie Ranger






They will rule.