[PbP] Big Trouble in the Tzin

[Horacio]

Horax

After having succeeded intimidating the bad guy, a quite proud Horax looks around to all the newcomers. The guy in the full armor, that Paladin, looks so impressive...

Horax put his rapier in his belt and standing up very straight, he repeat his identification routine:

I'm Horax the kobold, bard, ztoriteller and zinger. My companion and me were captured and brought here. I zearch intruderz to ztop and damzels in diztrzz to rezcue!

And looking to the armored Paladin, he asks very seriously:

BTW, are you a damzel in diztrezz? Old Brownscalez never explained me what a damzel in diztrezz is...

 

[randomling]

OOC: Dragongirl -- oops, my bad! Should have told you what you saw. Every now and then something falls through a crack in my brain...

Velandra, looking into the house, you see a hallway. Inside the hallway are:

Two kobolds, a gnome, two humans, and a heavily-armoured orc crowded around in a circle, talking to a seventh person, whose voice you can hear, but whom you cannot see. Closer to you is the body of hobgoblin, who has been violently killed. You hear much of the conversation that has gone before.

Gruchet: the hobgoblin spits on the floor near your feet.

 

[Dragongirl]

( OOC I guess even though I can hear them, my little sing song didn't get heard . . . )

 

[Dragongirl]

Well then . . .

Velandra puts away her juggling balls, gets out a dagger, leans against the doorjam cleaning her nails and listening.

 

[Horacio]

Horax

So the armored orc doesn't answer, maybe he wasn't a damsel in distress after all. Horax notices the elven woman that has just arrived. This house begins to be more crowded than a kobold cave in a banquet day...

Horax is a bit dissapointed, no bad guys to fight, no damsel to rescue... He looks around and asks loudly:



Zo, az I zaid, I'm Horax the kobold, mighty adventurer, me and my companion search big adventurez to enter in the legend.

Iz there any damzel in diztrezz we could help? And could anybody explain me what a damzel in diztrezz is? Ol' Browzcalez alwayz zaid that damzelz in diztrezz were the origin of the bezt adventurez...

 

[Dragongirl]

"Well little lizard boy, I am a damsel in distress. I am distressed by all this noise, What IS going on here?

 

[Horacio]

Horax


A damsel in distress! Horax has found her, the key to the adventure. Now he will find his path to the legend...

Using all the grace and refined kobold manners he remembered, Horax made a big reverence finishing with his left knee on the ground, and then raised his reptilian head and spoke to the damsel:


Oh, my Damzel in Diztrezz, the noize was created by thoze zmelly zcum bagz, thoze hobgoblinz. Uzing bad artz, they captured me and my faithful companion and brought uz here, with a nefariouz plan to trnazform uz in a dragon. But we got free and then lotz of people arrived.

So, my Damzel, what elze could I do for you?

 

[Dragongirl]

Velandra

"hmmmmmmmmm, well you could teach that one" points at the spitting hobgoblin "some manners." "On second thought, that would be rather pointless wouldn't it? I will get back to you on that one, so don't worry your little horny head." Pats horax on the head

 

[Horacio]

Horax

Horax turns around and places the point of his rapier on the hobbobling's nose.


You have heard the damzel, zcumbag. Now behave correctly and show here proper rezpect, or I'll make you wizh never have been born.

OOC: Intimidate check. Roll 16+3 = 19

 

[Knight Otu]

Jepraith

"Does the hobgoblin not speak Common?'

"It's possible that he does, but maybe he is more willing to talk with you than anyone else of us. I think we should get in."

Jepraith will go in, finding that the interrogation has already started.

"Maybe we could have been able to heal the other hobgoblin if things hadn't turned so chaotic.", he remarks upon hearing the argument about killing the second hobgoblin. "Of course we will replace the door that was destroyed.", he tells the gnome.

Jepraith makes a Knowledge (arcana) check to see if he knows anything about the draconius spell: Roll 12 +8: Total 20.