Only after my second 5th of Jack Daniels.
But hey, I understand your pain. Them all getting up on you, acting like they're all better than you. Even on a forum, just because you don't want to be constrained by the imperialistic regimentation of a spell checker, people think they can get all up in your face. They just don't understand how difficult it is to keep things real, and not be bogged down by stupid stuff like people in here are insisting on.
Go, my son of the soil fellow poster, quickly go out and let people know that you shall no longer be bound by societies restraints, that you have just as much a right to your opinion and behavior as anyone else! That those mittens were pinned to your shirt by your mother, and they need to respect you!
You don't have to take crap off of them!