Phrases to incite riots

[alsih2o]

"no, ma'am. we wish we could help you with your exhumed husband, but we are busy chasing down the werewolves who have been killing random parishoners from the local temple."

 

[jerichothebard]

To borrow and adapt from Mel Brooks:

Yo! Where de elf women at?

 

[herald]

Hey I got from 5th to 16th Level with that line. Plus when the peasants are dead, you know where the Harlots are.

 

[Gregor]

"Hail, stupid peasant! We are here to steal your beer and enjoy your women!"

hahahaha, thats going in the sig!

 

[Inconsequenti-AL]

Your Vorpal Holy Avenger falls out of your hand and into a rabbit hole.

No, your arm can't reach it.

That won't work either - it's an indestructible magic immune adamantine Paragon Rabbit hole.

 

[Henry]

hahahaha, thats going in the sig!

Actually, you're better off finding the original quote from a thread yesterday about "how much of a difference does language make in your game." That one was more or less ripped off whole cloth from a poster in that thread.

AHA!

...Now they've been apart from each other long enough that idiom and slang have corrupted both tongues so that 'Hilos! Aeuta com fel auti!' to an Imperial means 'Sturdy Native! We have come to drink beer together!' while to a Greatwood native hears 'Hey, stupid! We've come to take your beer and enjoy your women!'.

http://www.enworld.org/forums/showthread.php?t=79746&page=1

 

[Calico_Jack73]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!!!!

 

[diaglo]

All your base are belong to us.


my hat for d02 know no limit.


cry havoc and let ....sleeping dogs lie.

 

[shilsen]

"Necrophelia!"

Why did Hamlet jump into the grave?

Oh, sorry - had a Jeopardy moment there. I'll be moving along now

 

[KenM]

To borrow and adapt from Mel Brooks:

Yo! Where de elf women at?

I'm running a dwarf fighter that asks that to the first person he sees in every city we go to.