Pirate Raid?

[Lisa Nadazdy]

The Arcadia drops out of orbit and lands square on King Stannis, squishing him into a stcky, thin paste.

Oops! They really should zone out some parking spaces around this place. Anyhoo...

ATTACK!!!

 

[Calaveth]

Oh dear, oh dear. What do I see? Are they summoning the Pantheon? Do they not know what awaits? Oh my, oh my.

*wanders off with a balloon in his hand*

 

[Falcon]

/me brings the rum and sits, sips, and watches...

 

[Dave G]

*pops his head in the thread, glancing about nervously, then scurries across the room in a hasty shuffle, his pants around his ankles and a long streamer of toilet paper stuck to his left heel. He scurries up to Akunin while buttoning his fly and reaches out for a card.*

"I missed the last drawing, can I finally broaden my portfolio? I've been good, and I haven't stolen the holy duct tape for a patch job for like 247 years! PLEASE?!?"

 

[TheDayKnight]

Grumble....grumble...grumble...

Stupid portals! I was just walking along a nice clean thread and fell into the damn portal. Now I am in this crazy place. Well if Lisa wants some killing done, who am I to argue??


Cuts off Falcon's head.

 

[King_Stannis]

The Arcadia drops out of orbit and lands square on King Stannis, squishing him into a stcky, thin paste.

Oops! They really should zone out some parking spaces around this place. Anyhoo...

ATTACK!!!

you have no power here, beast! go back to the darkness from whence you came!

YOU - SHALL - NOT - PASS

 

[Lisa Nadazdy]

Jeeze Stannis, you ruined the paint.... hmmmmm.... I wonder if my insurance covers this.

Lisa opens the cargo hatch and a flood of Imported Daves (tm) rush out and spill out higgledy-piggledy into the immediate area.

I got a good deal on these. It seems carving out Gary Gygax's brain and selling it in thin slices on Ebay was worth more than I thought...

 

[Lars Frehse]

Lars brushes the cobwebs of his wings and flies through the portal.

So, they are summoning us again? Shall the times of terror return at last?

Well, then, come my children and unleash your wrath!

After the last Echoes fade away, thousands of brainless penguins goosestep through the portal

sigh... I still wish I had less pathetic creatures at my disposal...

 

[King_Stannis]

Jeeze Stannis, you ruined the paint.... hmmmmm.... I wonder if my insurance covers this.

i thought you needed a job in order to afford insurance?

seriously, though. back to nutkinland with you. shooo, shoo. go over there and talk about what a bad boy i am. feel free to use all of the four letter bombs you want, too. i know most of the people in your cadre rely on them like steven hawking relies on his wheelchair.

 

[RogueJK]

Oh, great...

I'm gone for a mere 3 days, and this is what I come back to.

/me joins the other spectators on the sidelines, but eyes Akunin's Deck of Many Portfolios greedily.