"See? THIS is what happens when you "cross the streams" and people start jumping back and forth between the two boards. Weakens the fabric of time/space and invites a flood of injokes and gamer humor."
"Oh, well... too late to do anything about it, now. (facial tentacles twitch for a moment) Looks like this might just be a little rift, but who knows? Sometimes these things linger for days or weeks at a time. I think it has something to do with the Dave Density Coefficient. Or was it the Pants / No Pants Ratio?"
"In any case, I brought the cards again. Figured with the forces of Greyface on the rise around here, we were due for another recruitment drive."
/me displays a battered deck of cards - the Pantheon's "Deck of Many Portfolios"