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Pirate Raid?

Lisa Nadazdy

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It seems that there are those who dread my appearance, after all, if I'm here can the Pantheon be far off? Therefore, I throw the gauntlet down and challange a new generation of pirates to come forth! Hijack threads! Troll to your hearts content! Pillage and plunder! Only the best and brightest cutthroats get to join my crew....
 

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I see that someone fell asleep guarding that gate to Nutkinland again...sheesh finding good help is so hard these day's
 
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The Nutkinland menace

or

The attack of the Nutkinlanders

or

Nutkinwars

or

The Nutkins strike back

or

The return of the Nutkilnaders
 




A2Z said:
There hasn't been a good Pantheon thread in sooo long. ;)

And this is a bad thing? It's hard enough to find inspiring and interesting threads in the morass of off topic nonsense a lot of the time, last thing we need is the banter from nutkinland spilling back over here.
 

Did someone say pantheon?

*Hops into the thread and impales people randomly with his spear of divine power and flies their convulsing bodies to the edge of human vision*

Has someone thrown down the gauntlet? Then allow me to open the door. .

*Reaches into the very fabric of space and time and tears open a portal*

Come in my divine brethren! Let us show these mortal plebians the true power of the PANTHEON!!!!!!

*hops around some more causing all mortals to flee before his froggy awesomeness*
 


"See? THIS is what happens when you "cross the streams" and people start jumping back and forth between the two boards. Weakens the fabric of time/space and invites a flood of injokes and gamer humor."

"Oh, well... too late to do anything about it, now. (facial tentacles twitch for a moment) Looks like this might just be a little rift, but who knows? Sometimes these things linger for days or weeks at a time. I think it has something to do with the Dave Density Coefficient. Or was it the Pants / No Pants Ratio?"

"In any case, I brought the cards again. Figured with the forces of Greyface on the rise around here, we were due for another recruitment drive."

/me displays a battered deck of cards - the Pantheon's "Deck of Many Portfolios"
 

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