Piratecat for sale on EBAY

[Terraism]

Re: Darn

I really hope this gets bumped off before he gets back

Consider that done. You know, the idea of *owning* a much better DM than I'll ever be is kinda enticing... I'd get to PLAY again. (On the other hand, I bet he's real mean when he's forced to DM... probably do something nasty, like throw a Tarrasque at my 1st level character. Twice.)

 

[FDP-jason]

Mean DM

I gotta admit, I think Pcat could do something that mean -but remember -he always gives you the chance to roleplay your way out of it :>.

Did your guy speak Tarrasque?

 

[Horacio]

I would bid $30.27 for a Piratecat. Then I would force them to write his storyhour day and night, and I would sell the updates at e-bay.

Ebay auction #xxxxxxxxx: Piréatecat's Story Hour, update #457
Starting Price: $9.95

 

[Scarab]

...so PirateCat would get paid to DM?

 

[Horacio]

...so PirateCat would get paid to DM?

Not, I'm afraid somebody else (the owner of piratecat) would be paid to let the buyer have Piratecat and use him as DM...