Piratecat's Updated Story Hour! (update 4/03 and 4/06)

[robberbaron]

In defence of GMs posting comments recorded during games, it is sometimes very difficult to judge if such was OOC or not.
I can normally tell but, sometimes the comment is so funny that it just HAS to make it into the story hour.

To make it easier, perhaps players should talk in character all the time.

 

[robberbaron]

Wasn't that the swedish chef muppet?

Nah, that was "bork, bork, bork!"

 

[Quartermoon]

It's especially funny when the high priestess of Yondalla gets caught hanging out in a seedy bar with a cigarette and half a bottle of whiskey in her mouth.

OR

It's especially funny when the high priestess of Yondalla gets
discovered in an alley behind the temple, dead with 200 pop rocks and a gallon of carbonated soda in her mouth.

 

[Blackjack]

What have the rest of you got to say for yourselves?

Okay, okay. In our defense -- or at least mine -- I will say that it was not clear to me exactly whose sword that was. Maybe this was because I missed a session around this time; maybe it was because I was fishing a soda out of the fridge; maybe it was because I was making a smartass aside to someone and wasn't listening. I don't recall, since this took place over a year ago. But all that registered with me was that there was a shiny sword stuck in the door of the palace.

Later, when PCat expressed his surprise we hadn't taken Halycon's sword, my reaction was not, "D'oh! We forgot it!" but, "Wait... that was Halycon's?"

 

[Spatzimaus]

Mad Libs!

It's especially funny when the high priestess of Yondalla gets the magic, evil cheese with blessed crackers and sausage in her mouth.

 

[Kid Charlemagne]

Er, keep 'em clean, kids.

Well, now that Nolin's dead, I can't even think of any dirty jokes to make.

 

[Pyske]

Er, keep 'em clean, kids.

It's especially funny when the high priestess of Yondalla gets chastised for blasphemy with soap in her mouth.

 

[Rackhir]

I was also surprised that they forgot about Halcyon's arm and sword. Clearly, it's a quest object for some other poor group of adventurers in the future.

Well Artifacts do tend to have a way of being... forgotten. IF you're not paying close attention to them.

 

[Sidereal Knight]

So Wulf's excuse for forgetting Halcyon's sword is roleplaying.
Sagiro's excuse is senility.
What have the rest of you got to say for yourselves?

Well, Nolin was dead at the time...

 

[KidCthulhu]

I've got a great excuse. I don't have to keep track! I'm not the bard anymore, damnit. Someone else is responsible for keeping the history.

Eve had no idea who or what a Halcyon was. And swords aren't really her thing anyway.