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Piratecat's Updated Story Hour! (update 4/03 and 4/06)

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Hey, it's all still nifty and there are some great lines in there! As a reader, I offer you my thanks.
 

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Piratecat said:
Not too high drama, but some necessary intelligence. Now that we've got all the planning out of the way, good stuff a-coming. . .
I have to admit that I'm more than a little bit curious about the "huge pile of treasure" that was divvied up.

Any chance there are updated character sheets in the works at some point? :)
 


Piratecat said:
The last time they passed by here, they were running with their tails between their legs after being too cowardly to attack the elder bra. . .

Let me just tell you, you do not want to face an elder bra. The horde of negligee minions is enough to make even an epic character quake in their boots. Unless, of course, they are high-heeled calf-high boots worn with silk stockings. (But only Nolin would be that much of a dandy.)
 

Blackjack said:
Let me just tell you, you do not want to face an elder bra. The horde of negligee minions is enough to make even an epic character quake in their boots. Unless, of course, they are high-heeled calf-high boots worn with silk stockings. (But only Nolin would be that much of a dandy.)
Also, some of the little beasties wear Freudian Slips, a most powerful form of magical armor.
 

Piratecat said:
“AND I OF YOU. CRUCIEL IS WELL?”

Velendo blinks in surprise. “Err – Yes. She is a gift I do not deserve.”

GOOD. ASK YOUR QUESTIONS.”

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Caliphas and Cruciel sittin' in a Tree
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He looks at the other treasure spread out around the bag. “Hey, you know what could probably stop the elder brain? A wheel of moldy cheese. If only we had a wheel of moldy cheese. . .” He keeps a straight face.

“The wheel of woe?” Mara asks.

“Exactly. Let’s get started on planning. It’s going to be a long night.”

Something tells me our dear Mal will live to eat those words. :)
 



Bloodsparrow said:
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Caliphas and Cruciel sittin' in a Tree
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I got the impression that it wasn't Caliphas exactly who'd answered, instead that it was another angel.

He is clambering up a hill, standing there looking up into the heavens, and suddenly he feels an agent of his God there by his side.


Bloodsparrow said:
Something tells me our dear Mal will live to eat those words. :)
Mal is positively chipper now that the Ivory King is dead :)
 


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