You keep repeating this. Do you not understand that "as your character would" is, for a lot of gamers, something that is decided by the player? Yes, we get that you don't play that way, that you and your friends have some kind of agreement about what the narrow boundaries of behavior are, about what a character in a fictional world "should" or "would" do.
We understand, and we have compassion for you. Really.
Some day, if you do your homework and say your prayers, you may understand that there's a much wider world out there.
Was this ment to be funny?