Player not listening!

[amerigoV]

Why the heck are you playing RPGs? You should be playing with his Legos! I need my boy to hurry up and get withing Lego range so Dad can relive his youth! This time, I'm building a trebuchet instread of a cataput - look out cats!

 

[Rel]

This calls for a firm spanking.



It worked with my wife.

 

[HalfOrc HalfBiscuit]

I'm not sure I can help much. I'm pretty sure that the high point of kids' respect for me came when they were about four ... they soon learned better.

 

[Aluvial]

4 year olds are particularly vulnerable to tickling and laugh 50% more at that age than older children...

Aluvial

 

[Jeffrey]

Whatever you do, don't piss him off!

He's going to be your DM one day!

 

[nedjer]

Aztecs held fun loving kids over a fire covered in chillies. This was seen as doing the kid a favour. I'm guessing no one forgot their homework.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Aztecs held fun loving kids over a fire covered in chillies. This was seen as doing the kid a favour.

You forgot to mention the part where the kid was forced to inhale the chili smoke. The effect is similar to being pepper sprayed (depending on how hot the chilies are).


Trust me, even roasting the chilies on a skillet can be torturous.

 

[Aoric]

Show him what he's doing to you. Either let him DM and disrupt his game. Or when he takes over tell him the party stares at him unnaturally thinking he is crazy. As no one can see the dragons he is averting too.

Or try bribing him give extra xp or a snack he normally does not get to have when he waits his turns and does not disrupt play. I would try the later first. Deduct xp or refuse something when he disrupts you. If that fails try step 1.

 

[aurance]

Bah! You should give up S'mon, you can't hope to match your son's DMing greatness. Is he taking players?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Hmm, maybe we could combine the D&D with the Lego...

Dude, if I still had my Legos, I'd be so doing that. They have a bunch of "medieval" type playsets with knights, castle plans, etc...

You could make your own, swapping out parts (or taking them off) as damage occurs.

Forgive me...I just flashed back about 30 years!