Playing D&D With Pornstars

Just for the record, I played for 3 years with Chris Carter.

...just not the one who wrote X-files. This guy was a 330lb bouncer at a local strip club.

Lots of good stories from Chris.
 

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The funny thing about this blog is, in a lot of ways, it reminds me of an old campaign I ran. Granted, I didn't play with porn stars... but I did play with an entirely female group (except, obviously, for myself... :) ). A lot of what he describes (the blood lusting PC, the super-easy character sheet, and the "can I play that?" player) were regular occurences in my games with an all-female party.

Also, read a bit of the blog. Yeah, the guy's in porn.

http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/2009/12/i-am-pretty-sure-im-only-one-whos-ever.html
 



on a completely different topic - the old gaming group I was a part of had a guy in it that gamed with them for several years (before I joined) that left that group to join some sort of religious organization - something like a monastery, but I don't think it was a monastery.

So much for D&D being an agent of Satan in his eyes, though.

When I was ~12-14, the gaming club I played AD&D with was run by students from a local Christian high school. They had a couple of teachers as players, too -- and the school's teachers were all members of the Congregation of Christian Brothers. One of 'em ran the wiliest, most devious PC cleric I ever gamed with.
 

The dude has a picture of Sasha Grey (look her up on wiki ... trust me ... she's a renaissance woman who happens to be a (major) pornstar) whom he just met out at some hang out. This guy seems totally for real.

Its great that D&D draws all kinds. Close-to-mainstream feels like a strange place to be after the crap D&D went through when I was younger.
 

DnD is for all ages and occupations.


About ten years ago I had a player in the group that was a male stripper. In college my wife roomed with a stripper and was a friend to another one.


Its not THAT uncommon.
 

The dude has a picture of Sasha Grey (look her up on wiki ... trust me ... she's a renaissance woman who happens to be a (major) pornstar) whom he just met out at some hang out. This guy seems totally for real.

Yeah. I actually had a girlfriend who was in LOVE with Sasha Grey (and yeah, she's a gorgeous woman). Won't go into the details here, but I'm in love with Sasha Grey, too, because she helped put "ideas" in my girlfriend's head. ;) I was suprised as hell to find out that she's now acting in "real" movies, though.

EDIT: Realized I forgot to actually put the moral of the story in here, after all this time walking down "dirty memory lane". :) So, here it is:

Yeah, a lot of these people have just as much capacity for gaming as anyone else. Maybe more so, since we all know RPGs are a venue for people with sub par acting skills, which is something we share with the adult entertainmenet market. ;)

Also, yeah, I've played with some weird players. Like the guy who was actually a sociopath (like, really) and had some very arbitray rules the group had to follow. Or, more on topic, I once gamed with a guy who, roughly around the few times he gamed, came out as "bi" and then, a year or so later, wound up doing all sorts of, um, adult videos with an all-male cast. Then there was the girl who insisted on playing topless (it was weird, and not in a good way).

Oh! And the guy who, after playing for 12 hours straight, actually had problems staying in the real world - I vaguely remember something about him trying to cast a sleep spell and then realizing sleep spells don't work in the real world. Which was kind of funny, but also super sad.

Point is, I don't think a porn star would really even be my weirdest player at this point. Definitely on my top five, though.
 
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Yeah. I actually had a girlfriend who was in LOVE with Sasha Grey (and yeah, she's a gorgeous woman). Won't go into the details here, but I'm in love with Sasha Grey, too, because she helped put "ideas" in my girlfriend's head. ;) I was suprised as hell to find out that she's now acting in "real" movies, though.

EDIT: Realized I forgot to actually put the moral of the story in here, after all this time walking down "dirty memory lane". :) So, here it is:

Yeah, a lot of these people have just as much capacity for gaming as anyone else. Maybe more so, since we all know RPGs are a venue for people with sub par acting skills, which is something we share with the adult entertainmenet market. ;)

Also, yeah, I've played with some weird players. Like the guy who was actually a sociopath (like, really) and had some very arbitray rules the group had to follow. Or, more on topic, I once gamed with a guy who, roughly around the few times he gamed, came out as "bi" and then, a year or so later, wound up doing all sorts of, um, adult videos with an all-male cast. Then there was the girl who insisted on playing topless (it was weird, and not in a good way).

Oh! And the guy who, after playing for 12 hours straight, actually had problems staying in the real world - I vaguely remember something about him trying to cast a sleep spell and then realizing sleep spells don't work in the real world. Which was kind of funny, but also super sad.

Point is, I don't think a porn star would really even be my weirdest player at this point. Definitely on my top five, though.


I played with someone who also veered too much into the fantasy world ... I think she was some wannabe Wicca. Unfortunately she didn't actually take the time to learn what that religion was actually about and was just one of those people who delve faux-pagan just to be brats.

Wik,

I had a similar experience with a girlfriend liking another specific (female) pornstar. It wasn't Sasha Grey, since it was a few years ago.

Not to veer too far off topic, but I guess this thread is really a discussion about unusual players. So I have to ask, why did the sociopath admit to being a sociopath?? From what I've read, sociopaths either consciously with-hold admitting that aspect to acquaintances in order to manipulate people better. OR ... the sociopath doesn't know they're a sociopath and just comes across like a prick to most people.

And what were the 'arbitrary' rules he or she concocted. Gaming with Sociopaths practically deserves its own thread!



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