I used these two in games more than once...
Tom O'Bedlam's Song
From the hag and hungry goblin
That into rags would rend ye,
The spirit that stands by the naked man
In the Book of Moons, defend ye.
That of your five sound senses
You never be forsaken,
Nor wander from your selves with Tom
Abroad to beg your bacon,
While I do sing, Any food, any feeding,
Feeding, drink or clothing;
Come dame or maid, be not afraid,
Poor Tom will injure nothing.
Of thirty bare years have I
Twice twenty been enragèd,
And of forty been three times fifteen
In durance soundly cagèd.
On the lordly lofts of Bedlam
With stubble soft and dainty,
Brave bracelets strong, sweet whips, ding-dong,
With wholesome hunger plenty,
And now I sing, Any food, any feeding,
Feeding, drink or clothing;
Come dame or maid, be not afraid,
Poor Tom will injure nothing.
With a thought I took for Maudlin,
And a cruse of cockle pottage,
With a thing thus tall, sky bless you all,
I befell into this dotage.
I slept not since the Conquest,
Till then I never wakèd,
Till the roguish boy of love where I lay
Me found and stript me nakèd.
While I do sing, Any food, any feeding,
Feeding, drink or clothing;
Come dame or maid, be not afraid,
Poor Tom will injure nothing.
When I short have shorn my sow's face
And swigged my horny barrel,
In an oaken inn, I pound my skin
As a suit of gilt apparel;
The moon's my constant mistress,
And the lovely owl my marrow;
The flaming drake and the night crow make
Me music to my sorrow.
While I do sing, Any food, any feeding,
Feeding, drink or clothing;
Come dame or maid, be not afraid,
Poor Tom will injure nothing.
The palsy plagues my pulses
When I prig your pigs or pullen
Your culvers take, or matchless make
Your Chanticleer or Sullen.
When I want provant, with Humphry
I sup, and when benighted,
I repose in Paul's with waking souls,
Yet never am affrighted.
But I do sing, Any food, any feeding,
Feeding, drink or clothing;
Come dame or maid, be not afraid,
Poor Tom will injure nothing.
I know more than Apollo,
For oft when he lies sleeping
I see the stars at mortal wars
In the wounded welkin weeping.
The moon embrace her shepherd,
And the Queen of Love her warrior,
While the first doth horn the star of morn,
And the next the heavenly Farrier.
While I do sing, Any food, any feeding,
Feeding, drink or clothing;
Come dame or maid, be not afraid,
Poor Tom will injure nothing.
The Gypsies, Snap and Pedro,
Are none of Tom's comradoes,
The punk I scorn, and the cutpurse sworn
And the roaring boy's bravadoes.
The meek, the white, the gentle,
Me handle not nor spare not;
But those that cross Tom Rynosseross
Do what the panther dare not.
Although I sing, Any food, any feeding,
Feeding, drink or clothing;
Come dame or maid, be not afraid,
Poor Tom will injure nothing.
With an host of furious fancies,
Whereof I am commander,
With a burning spear and a horse of air
To the wilderness I wander.
By a knight of ghosts and shadows
I summoned am to tourney
Ten leagues beyond the wide world's end:
Methinks it is no journey.
Yet I will sing, Any food, any feeding,
Feeding, drink or clothing;
Come dame or maid, be not afraid,
Poor Tom will injure nothing.
Meg Maudlin's Song
For to see mad Tom of Bedlam
Ten thousand years I'll travel
Mad Maudlin goes on dirty toes
for to save her shoes from gravel
(Chorus) Still I sing bonny boys,
bonny mad boys
Bedlam boys are bonny
For they all go bare and they
live by the air......
And they want no drink nor money
Now I repent that ever
Poor Tom was so Disdain'd
My wits were lost when him I cross't
Which makes me go thus chain'd
Chorus
My staff has murder'd giants
My bag a long knife carries
For to cut mince pies from children's thighs
And feed them to the fairies
Chorus
My horn is made of thunder
I stole it out of heaven
The rainbow there is this I wear
For which I thence was driven
Chorus
I went down to Pluto's kitchen
for to get me food one morning
and there I got souls piping hot
all on the spit a-turning
Chorus
Then I took up a cauldron
where boil'd ten thousand 'Tornies
'Twas full of flame, yet I drank the same
and wished them happy journeys
Chorus
The spirits white as lightning
Would on my travels guide me
the stars would shake and the moon would quake
Whenever they espied me
Chorus
And now that I have gotten
A lease than doomsday longer
To live on earth with some in mirth
Ten whales shall find my hunger
Chorus
No Gypsy, slut, or doxy
Shall win my mad Tom from me
We'll weep all night and with stars fight
the fray will well become me
Chorus
And when that I have beaten
The man i' the moon to a powder
His dog I'll take and him I'll make
Bark as no daemon louder
Chorus
A health to Tom of Bedlam
Go Fill the seas in a barrel
I'll drink it all, well brewed with gall
And maudlin drunk I'll quarrel.
Chorus
For to see mad Tom of Bedlam
Ten thousand miles I'll travel
Mad Maudlin goes on dirty toes
for to save her shoes from gravel
Chorus
Technically songs, the original tunes re I believe long lost.
The Auld Grump