Polymorph any Object

[James McMurray]

Now that's a good idea. Too bad my character would feel bad about mistreating animals like that. Rocks he's not too worried about.

 

[Iku Rex]

they have a fantastic number of attacks

You don't get natural attack routines with PO. Sage ruling. http://homepage.mac.com/guyf/DnD/Sage/PolymorphAlterSelf.html

 

[Plane Sailing]

You don't get natural attack routines with PO. Sage ruling. http://homepage.mac.com/guyf/DnD/Sage/PolymorphAlterSelf.html

To be honest, I couldn't care less what the sage has to say!

Frankly, anything beyond what is in the books is fair game IMO. Although it is mildly interesting that the sage has made this pronouncement in the past, I will certainly disregard it.