Power Rankings: Weird Al's Top 26 Songs

[Meech17]

Man's 65 years old, at this time and not when the thread started a few years ago, and still has the jealousy hair. I say that since I now have no hair.
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I'm between 32 and 33, so pretty much half his age.. and I probably have less than half his hair..

 

[The Sigil]

I know this is a threadlich but I can't resist...

No "Pac Man?"

 

[dbolack]

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. And Weird Al is as professional as they come!

In honor of the Weird Al "biopic" (and yes, there is a thread on that), I am posting my list of the BESTEST EVAR Weird Al Songs. But in order to keep it ... weird, I am going to break this list up a little.

The top 10 parodies.
The top 8 originals.
The top 2 polka/medleys.
The Top 6 "deep cuts."

Got it? Eh, who cares! Embrace the chaos!

How do we feel about The Theme to Rocky 13 and Christmas at Ground Zero?

 

[Eyes of Nine]

(Thank you Snarf for calling out the Beatles and one of their many creepy songs)

 

[Bohandas]

Didn't the songwriter from DEVO even describe Dare to Be Stupid as "the best DEVO song" or a better DEVO song than he'd ever written or something like that

 

[MGibster]

"Skipper Dan" is one of the most realistically depressing songs I've ever heard. In a nutshell, the narrator is a dude who started out as a young man with excellent acting skills who ends up with a mediocre career playing the character Skipper Dan on a jungle cruise ride at an amusement park. If that doesn't encapsulate the hopes and dreams of so many of us, I don't know what does.