Psilocybin.

[Eridanis]

That's what you get for using your gaming table to engage in an encounter above your CR.

 

[Piratecat]

Ha! It's red with the blood of my friggin' mule, Mister "Oh, I'll buy a dungeon cart." But don't worry; yours is green. Like slime. Or frogs. Or fungus.

Just saying.

 

[Umbran]

But don't worry; yours is green. Like slime. Or frogs. Or fungus.

I now need to rename the giant toad outside the moathouse "Kermit", and then you can see how easy it is to be green...