CleverNickName
Limit Break Dancing
You can play a psion by rolling up a sorcerer, and selecting only mind-affecting spells. In-game, constantly refer to yourself as "Xeleth, the Psion" and your spells as "powers." For a stronger flex, ask your DM to let you use the optional rules for Spell Points in the DMG, but that's not really necessary.
It works, but it's unsatisfying. I don't know why it's unsatisfying, but it is.
It works, but it's unsatisfying. I don't know why it's unsatisfying, but it is.