Ptolus- Palace of the Silver Princess (Campy)

Ren leans in a whispers back at Samuel. "Thorg gets what Thorg wants, and Thorg wanted 'Happy Birthday.' When you start being the one to patch us up after a big fight and weigh well over 200 lbs, then maybe you'll get a say too." Ren winks at Samuel.

Upon sighting the blown-apart castle, Renard pales and loudly declares, "I'm for the town! A bit of reconnaissance ere the assault wouldn't go far amiss."
 

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"Yes!" declares Guy, sweeping off his gaily colored hat and waving in the general direction of the town. "We must inform these poor blighted souls that their delivery is at hand!"
 


The Happy Birthday Adventurers make their way to the village and see a variety of dwarves and humans with round, greatly plumed helmets guarding the closer section of the barricades. One of the dwarves asks as you approach, "Adventurers from Ptolus?" On a positive nod from your party members, the dwarf lets you in while one of the humans races down the main street, his helmet bouncing on his head while the plumes billow brilliantly. "Adventurers! Adventurers from Ptolus!" His announcement brings a trickle of people unto the streets.

They welcome you into the town with cheers and hugs (many from the local ladies). A large firework is launched up into the air and bursts in a cascade of colors. You hear a man yell to his son, "Those are adventurers, my boy! This means that the village won't be attacked for awhile. Not after the first two parties came and did some damage before getting skewered. And the rest did the attacking before getting a like fate!" He smiles quite happily, making imaginary sword thrust motions with his free and empty hands.

Your party has only a moment to ponder those words when you find yourself in a large village square, facing an elf in a sharp black and white suit, with a fancy top hat. From the way he stands, his hands hooked in the collars his vest, he believes himself quite important. A small elven girl hangs by his side and upon seeing Thorg she yells, "Ahhh... ogre!"

The self-important man shakes his head, but eyes Thorg nervously, "No, my dear, that's an orc. And when they are in adventuring parties you normally find them quite tame and almost housebroken."

"An orc...er?" The girl now looks up at the party quizically, her forefinger far in her right nostril looking for treasure.

The mayor clears his throat and pulls out a scroll, "Might adventurers from Ptolus...er... it is Ptolus, right? Thank you for coming to try and liberate out wondrous land from the vile evil that has settled here. In the name of the people of Haven, I, Sieg Rutherford Silverfire the Fourth, do with great joy declare that you shall be afforded the utmost courtesy before going to face your deaths. Our forefathers had come long ago, facing trials of the sort that ..."

It's about here that the heroes begin to lose interest, as the mayor reiterates the actions of the village ancestors, focusing much on the past Sieg Rutherford Silverfires of yore. Besides, three blonde and very buxom human females are currently waving coyly from the door of the only tavern you've seen. It is part of the village square, and is named 'De Drie Gezusters Groningen'.
 

"I'm not housebroken!" Thorg protests. He sniffles quietly, "I only broke a house that one time. On accident."

After looking around a moment, he turns to Renard, points to the tavern, and whispers, "Psst... I think the beer is in there. We should investigate."
 

At the sign of fanfare, Carl's wardrobe suddenly becomes that of knight. He is wearing fullplate fit for a halfling that reflects the sun almost as if it were a mirror. A yellow cloak hangs off his shoulders and though there is hardly any wind, it seems to move with the most delicate grace. His jaw line becomes more defined, his over all body becomes more chiseled. His hair is golden, silky and blows as if there was a slight breeze.

Once Seig Rutherford Silverfire the Fourth finishes, Carl turns to the masses and raises both of his arms. "Hello citizens of Haven!" He says with a voice meant to carry long distances. "You have nothing to fear, the Happy Birthdays are here! We have scaled the highest mountains and brought back proof that the Abominable Snowman lives! We journeyed through the scariest jungle to locate the only cure that could save a village of dying children; a single hair plucked from the back of Sasquatch! We've saved cities, slain the darkest demons, and brought balance during times of chaos! And now, we will make sure Haven receives the same justice!"

He remains standing there with both arms raised welcoming the cheers of the townsfolk.
 

Quickly bored, Guy makes a beeline for the tavern. Catching sight of the women in the doorway, he sweeps off his hat and, bowing deeply, flashes them his most devilish grin. "Ladies, if I may be so bold as to introduce myself: I am Guy Emile Lecoq de Boisbaudran, the finest swordsman in all of Ptolus, and I have come to relieve your fair town of the troubles which beset it." He grandly replaces the hat on his head, carefully cocking it to one side. "It is, however - and as women of taste and discernment, I am sure you have anticipated this - very thirsty work, and I fine myself in dire need of both good wine and lively company. Have any of you any idea where I might meet my requirements in this lovely little burgh?"

He grins again, and only barely resists the urge to wink.
 

With the snap of his velvety black paw, Renard hums a note to tune his voice and summons a lute out of thin air. The instrument arrives with a *pop*. Linking arms with the wee daughter of one of the hamlet's citizens lining the street, Rendard twirls the girl around with a skip and a dash, then begins to strum his lute and sing a ditty. "Oodalollie, oodalollie, golly what a day!" Renard tries to get Thorg in on the act, calling out, "Brother John--I mean Brother Thorg! C'mon and shake a leg, Brother Thorg!" The fox skips circles around Thorg, then around Guy and Samuel, winking all the while.

[sblock=DT]Renard casts summon instrument and dances. Perform +5. Not that it really seems necessary. :) [/sblock]
 
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His cloak fluttering in a non-existant breeze, Samuel turns just so that the silver buttons on his unform wink in the sun. He elegantly bows to Seig Silverfire IV, and dropping his professional manner, he conjures a series of fireworks high above. With a confident grin, he says to the town: "Ladies and gentlemen, your hour is at hand, your hero- er, heroes, come from far away to save the day... or somesuch poetics." he finishes, and begins a faint tune to which he sweeps a nearby lady into a courtly dance.

[sblock=DT] All these wonderful effects (fireworks, music, etc.) accomplished by prestidigitation, in case it's important.[/sblock]
 

First, the crowd is completely entranced by Carl's speech, Renard's performance and jig, and Samuel's display of magic and own fast dance. There are 'Ooohs' and 'Aaaahs' aplenty along with applause, when finally the mayor asks in both awe and confusion, "So you gentlemen are performance artist adventurers, or perhaps part of a carnival?"

Thorg leaves Renard after a quick jig of his own, which luckily doesn't squash anyone, and joins a smiling Guy. The three smiling and identical ladies (triplets perhaps?) produce a menu before letting you inside and introducing themselves:

Farmer's Choice Ale- 2 cp
Bitter Chase Ale- 4 cp
Dwarven Stout- 6 cp
Gronningen's Finest (also an ale)- 1 sp
Easy Goesit Wine- 3 cp/ glass
Happy Bliss Wine- 5 cp/ glass
Rich Hills Wine- 1sp 2 cp/ glass
Amnesia Ambrosia- 1 gp/ mug

It also looks like they sell breakfast, lunch, and dinner for 5 cp a meal, and rooms for a night for 2 sp.
 

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