Schmackboy said:Haven't seen John post up the other quotes:
"And THIS is El Paso!"
"Allow me to make your acquaintance with the Great State's Panhandle!"
And I think I worked the Piney Woods in there somehow...
I'll never forget jonrog1's face when he asked me what the shield looked like:
"It's shaped like Texas."
"The ENTIRE SHEILD?!"
"Yeah."
"The SHEILD'S SHAPED LIKE TEXAS?!!"
"Yeah. I can do that, right?"
"Well, SURE, BUT WHO WOULD WANT TO??"
"I'm not going to get any projectile weapon penalties, am I? I mean, it's not going to wobble weird in the air, is it?"
Then with a straight face: "No. It's been specially weighted."
Like a fey kite
KidCthulhu said:
Ah, yes, but gems like this one are why the Bad Men pay you. And the paying puts food on table and roof on head so you can concentrate to run your games and produce more gems like this. Funny how life works.