I had this NPC in a story I once half-wrote. It sort of sums up the philosophy:"I play a cleric because I'm a foodie," has to be the most awesomest, if unexpected, response I've seen.
It was not long after noon, so the high priest would almost certainly be at lunch for at least the next hour; he believed that good food and drink, and plenty of it, kept a man on the right moral path whereas hunger and thirst were the causes of much of the evil in the world.
I felt the need to split out fighter sub-classes, myself.Now if I split each class into it's subclasses, that'd look a lot different.

(Dungeons & Dragons)
Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.