Obviously Jane left Morrus after finding out that her true life-long dream was to become a professional motorcyclist/uncanny agent of espionage... and occational sadistic superglue+crowbar torturer/columbian cartel stomping explosives expert...
Morrus, in turn... realized his own life-long dream...
Morrus: "Somebody should have told Eric that we are NOT doing karaoke until the EN World Gathering...Hmm, wonder if I can sneak out to get a hot Italian Beef."
Eric: The other restroom should be fixed shortly. I know that many of you need a bathroom break, but this pushing and shoving must stop.That kind of behavior is unseemly and my grandmother is right there, third row from the back. So please, just form an orderly line...
Morrus: .o0(Is that toilet paper stuck to his shoe?)
Eric: "My grandma and I would like to state how disappointed we are in Morrus for trying to make a F.A.T.A.L. d20 conversion under a false name. For shame!"