Question about the GnomesRAwesome Social Group

[Scott DeWar]

Why, why, why, I'm APPALLED at the GALL of this Orcish cardplayer! Tell the truth t.o.w., you're really part Kobold, aren't you?

wow, those sound like fightin words, better take it to the misbegotten waif thread if there is to a war.

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

Why, why, why, I'm APPALLED at the GALL of this Orcish cardplayer! Tell the truth t.o.w., you're really part Kobold, aren't you?

Well, if by "part kobold" you're referring to the kobold parts in mah belly, then yes, yes I am part kobold!

But such is the Cycle of Life, no?

 

[Relique du Madde]

I like gnomes, especially when they give my presents during Christmas. Oh wait, I'm thinking of Santa's Elves. What do gnomes do again?

 

[Scott DeWar]

they taste good after they have slow roasted them selves over a pit of coals. getting them to bathe first is not a problem, but it sure is hard to get them baste them selvs during the roasting.

 

[Fifth Element]

It was a Forrest Gnome vs. Rock Gnome thing!

"My name's Forrest Gnome. People call me Forrest Gnome."

 

[Dice4Hire]

I just remembered another reason I love to play DARK SUN!

Extermination, so sweet.

 

[Fifth Element]

One of the players in a 4E campaign I'm DMing has told me that his next character will be a gnome barbarian. I'm fairly convinced that it's just a clever ploy on his part. He knows I'll never kill his current character if his next one will be a gnome barbarian.

 

[Leif]

...never mind.... It would have been funny if you could still make the font TINY. But now not even size=0 will do it.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

One of the players in a 4E campaign I'm DMing has told me that his next character will be a gnome barbarian. I'm fairly convinced that it's just a clever ploy on his part. He knows I'll never kill his current character if his next one will be a gnome barbarian.

Would he scream "WOLVERINES?" when he raged? Because that's what gnome barbarians do. Or sometimes "BADGERS!"

 

[Leif]

Would he scream "WOLVERINES?" when he raged? Because that's what gnome barbarians do. Or sometimes "BADGERS!"

Sometimes even "PUSSYCATS!"