Question for my fellow slobs: Do you ever leave the house to prep for games?

[Nepenthe]

I suggest investing in paper plates, utensils, and cups. That way you can just toss your food when you're done. No more dirty dishes and utensils sitting around the house.

Yeah, and it will destroy the planet faster and thus put him out of his misery quicker, right?

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Yeah, and it will destroy the planet faster and thus put him out of his misery quicker, right?

He won't be able to put much of a dent into the planet, as I guess he will be even less inclined to put away old food - right now, he'll have to do it to salvage a plate for the next load of food, but with paper plates, he could just put yesterday's dinner on the floor and eat today's breakfast. Before long, some of the stuff will achieve sentience and start hunting him down for sustenance. That's what happend to a guy around here. All his relatives turned vegetarian after what the meat loaf did to him. People never learn!