Quotes from the table

[El Mahdi]

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[Meowzebub]

PC1 "Don't look at me. I'm not going to do that, I'm not Lawful Stupid."
PC2 "Hey, that comment wasn't about me, was it, because I am not Lawful."

 

[Infiniti2000]

"I charge the chicken!"

This from the druid wildshaped into a bear after baleful polymorphing the enemy into a chicken (who succeeded in retaining his mind).