D&D 5E /Ragequit Rants

[Nergal Pendragon]

There's no rules for preventing people from ruining your pictures by popping up in them!

/photobombquit

 

[BoldItalic]

There are no prices in the equipment list for wild animal cages. This seems like an extraordinary omission. How can I set up an ambush for an army of orcs by releasing hungry owlbears in their path, without cages to put the owlbears in?

/cagequit

 

[Dr. NRG]

These edition numbers are getting uncomfortably close to the limits of my counting ability.

/ragequit V

NRG

 

[pemerton]

*Walks steadily away from 5e, pride and dignity intact*

/regalquit

 

[Ichneumon]

I must confess a terrible secret. While affecting solidarity with the /ragequitters, I've been stealthily sneaking behind enemy lines for clandestine games of D&D 5th Edition. At first I said it would be just once. Then I couldn't stop it. Despite all the rage and dealbreaker declarations, it's time to admit to everyone what I've only just admitted to myself. I secretly enjoy 5e.

Help me, Gygax!

/ragequisling

 

[pkt77242]

Previous editions of D&D have been deep, meaningful and have set out to teach important life lessons. This edition has no goal more lofty than being The Entertainer.

/ragtimequit

So the previous editions were the equivalent of the Paladin while this edition is the Bard?

 

[evileeyore]

So the previous editions were the equivalent of the Paladin while this edition is the Bard?

I hate Bards!

/willquit

 

[Nergal Pendragon]

I spent the last few years building up an immunity to 5E.

/robertsquit

 

[evileeyore]

Cats can still kill Commoners with impunity!

/ragecat

 

[BoldItalic]

You arrive at an inn and talk to the landlord.
He offers you 100gp to deal with the giant rats in his cellars.

/ratsquit