D&D 5E /Ragequit Rants

[jodyjohnson]

No viking class, no playable cat race.

Aaaaaaa-ah, aaaaaaa-ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.

....

/zeppelinquit

 

[YourSwordIsMine]

The Flameskull is Flameskull

/Flameskull

 

[ExploderWizard]

The Flameskull is Flameskull

/Flameskull

What the hell does that mean? Huh? The Flameskull is Flameskull? I don't even know what the hell that means!!


/Burtonquit!

 

[BoldItalic]

Why should I quit? Does anyone know?

/ragequery

 

[Lidgar]

This is not my beautiful wife!

/byrnequit

 

[innerdude]

This is not my beautiful wife!

/byrnequit

Massive +1 for the Talking Heads reference . . .

 

[Raunalyn]

5e looks like it's built to include a younger age group.

This should not be!! We shouldn't have young people playing our beloved game. They need to get off our lawn!!!

/agequit

 

[delericho]

Page 2 of Basic (Page 2!) says my character teams up with other adventurers "played by friends".

Friends!

I demand the right to play the game exclusively with people I am at best ambivalent towards, if not those I actively detest!

/ragequit

 

[Nergal Pendragon]

Page 2 of Basic (Page 2!) says my character teams up with other adventurers "played by friends".

Friends!

I demand the right to play the game exclusively with people I am at best ambivalent towards, if not those I actively detest!

/ragequit

That almost sounds like you play with family

 

[Wolfskin]

I need to buy a Feat for my character to be a drunkard who gets into tavern fights!

/drunkquit