D&D 5E /Ragequit Rants

[YourSwordIsMine]

There better be polearms...

/guisarmequit

 

[Agamon]

"X" is not exactly the way I like it. How dare they?

/Xquit

 

[evileeyore]

I can't play a Sourceror!

/DOSquit

 

[jrowland]

5th editions future's so bright, I gotta where shades!

/squit

 

[Xodis]

On a serious note this kind of angers me, WTF!!! There is no Arcane Archer feat, and only the Eldritch Knight Subclass for the Fighter Class, which I guess COULD use a bow but still....AARRGGGEEEE

/Ragequit

 

[Ichneumon]

Just saw the bard preview, and - wow, what's the bard gonna do when Jimmy Page wants that guitar back?

No, I won't listen to informative, carefully reasoned explanations about how that's an authentic medieval instrument. I'm just right, dammit!

/axequit

 

[Undertaker Sheep]

What? There's no new Dungeons & Dragons movie starring Nicholas Cage?

/niccagequit

 

[Lalato]

There is only less than a 1% chance that my wild mage will fireball the party! This is an outrage!

/flamequit

 

[YourSwordIsMine]

There is only less than a 1% chance that my wild mage will fireball the party! This is an outrage!

/flamequit

Teamkilling Newb!

/counterstrikequit

 

[Tormyr]

They were cheap and only included the Ancient Gold Dragon background in the PHB. They think they can make us buy the rest of the dragon backgrounds in a splat book.

/ragequit