D&D 5E (2014) /Ragequit Rants

YourSwordIsMine · Jul 27, 2014

There better be polearms...

/guisarmequit

Agamon · Jul 28, 2014

"X" is not exactly the way I like it. How dare they?

/Xquit

evileeyore · Jul 28, 2014

I can't play a Sourceror!

/DOSquit

jrowland · Jul 28, 2014

5th editions future's so bright, I gotta where shades!

/squit

Xodis · Jul 28, 2014

On a serious note this kind of angers me, WTF!!! There is no Arcane Archer feat, and only the Eldritch Knight Subclass for the Fighter Class, which I guess COULD use a bow but still....AARRGGGEEEE

/Ragequit

Ichneumon · Jul 28, 2014

Just saw the bard preview, and - wow, what's the bard gonna do when Jimmy Page wants that guitar back?

No, I won't listen to informative, carefully reasoned explanations about how that's an authentic medieval instrument. I'm just right, dammit!

/axequit

Undertaker Sheep · Jul 28, 2014

What? There's no new Dungeons & Dragons movie starring Nicholas Cage?

/niccagequit

Lalato · Aug 2, 2014

There is only less than a 1% chance that my wild mage will fireball the party! This is an outrage!

/flamequit

YourSwordIsMine · Aug 2, 2014

Lalato said:
There is only less than a 1% chance that my wild mage will fireball the party! This is an outrage!

/flamequit

Teamkilling Newb!

/counterstrikequit

Tormyr · Aug 4, 2014

They were cheap and only included the Ancient Gold Dragon background in the PHB. They think they can make us buy the rest of the dragon backgrounds in a splat book.

/ragequit