D&D 5E /Ragequit Rants

[Lalato]

I was promised disco balls, thumping beats, and a bag of x.

/ravequit

 

[YourSwordIsMine]

I cant play a witchalok Witchalok with the Witchalok Background

/quitchalok

 

[Ichneumon]

Installing 5e at my game table directly from source? Not a chance.

./configure && rage && rage quit

 

[BoldItalic]

I've changed my mind and I'm going to play 5e after all. Can't wait to jump into HotDQ.

/notquitting

 

[jrowland]

I hated OD&D because it wasn't AD&D
/Oquit

I hated AD&D because it was a kludge and not cleaned up like 2E AD&D

/Aquit

But then 3E came out...Wow, so much better than 2E

/Diquit

Then came 4E, easing me out of the morass of 3E

/Triquit

But now I have 5th edition, and my affair with 4E is over

/Quadquit

But I know someday, perhaps when my kids are older, I'll have to bid 5th Adieu

/Pentaquit

 

[Ranes]

Just compared the random height and weight tables from 3.5 with the new basic rules. Halflings are now fatter!

/Slothquit.

Also, this thread in general...

TL;DR

./

 

[YourSwordIsMine]

Appendix E?!!WTFBBQSAUCE?1!eleven

/Nquit

 

[Thaumaturge]

I apparently have to become Canadian to have the book.

/citizenshipquit.

 

[Tormyr]

I apparently have to become Canadian to have the book.

/citizenshipquit.

Only if you want to get it from the future

/ContinuumQuit

 

[Lalato]

Only if you want to get it from the future

/ContinuumQuit

Ooooh... Can I get my 8e books now?




EDIT: Future me knows the rules!

/futurequit