D&D 5E /Ragequit Rants

[evileeyore]

Ooooh... Can I get my 8e books now?

Man 8pee* was the sell out edition. Imagine reprinting every set of rules from every edition and supplement and calling them all "different modules"?

/*seewhatIdidtherequit

 

[Tormyr]

Ooooh... Can I get my 8e books now?

Okay, now I know you meant well, but there are rules around here, and the rules need to be followed. Everyone needs to know the rules before they play the game, and the rules here are that you have to finish your post with /ragequit or something else clever. This is the RAW. You cannot have stuff like this played fast and loose or left to DM fiat. Gosh.

/ruleslawyerquit

 

[jrowland]

People who resurrect threads that should remain dead

/deadthreadrezquit

 

[jadrax]

Who makes a tarrasque that does not regenerate?!?!?


/ragequit

 

[Lidgar]

Sphinx too hairy. Equipment not hyper realistic.

/egyptmythoslanternelephantquit

 

[arjomanes]

Oh give me a break WotC! You're telling me my players can make a barbarian with the guild artisan background???

/ragequilt

 

[BoldItalic]

The cover of the PHB is too shiny! It hurts my eyes!

/ragesquint

 

[Lidgar]

No FRCS in January 2015? How am I going to play the game? Elminster's Beard is Burning!!!

/realmsquit

 

[Ichneumon]

I refuse to have my exit from 5e be a coarse, loudmouthed stomping out. Instead, I shall don an immaculate tux, smoothly enunciate the reasons why 5th Edition is irreconcilable with my wishes, and walk gracefully through the egress with a tip of my fedora.

/rageexquisite

 

[pkt77242]

I refuse to have my exit from 5e be a coarse, loudmouthed stomping out. Instead, I shall don an immaculate tux, smoothly enunciate the reasons why 5th Edition is irreconcilable with my wishes, and walk gracefully through the egress with a tip of my fedora.

/rageexquisite

enworld lets people who wear fedoras post on here.

/outragequit