D&D 5E (2014) /Ragequit Rants

[Ichneumon]

enworld lets people who wear fedoras post on here.

/outragequit

I quickly switch to more acceptable headgear when I see [MENTION=1]Morrus[/MENTION] looking.

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[CrashFiend82]

Clearly it is a chicken throwing conspiracy! No racial advantage for halflings. Everone knows they are the superior chicken throwing race.

\racequit

 

[CrashFiend82]

Further I just found the lack of rules for raising said evil angry lizard chickens to be insufferable. How long from hatch to maturity, what species of toad is necessary, how long from birth until they gain thier petrification beak. Will they be to big to launch from my sling, can I dual wield said evil lizard chickens?

Oh well there goes my epic chicken chucking halfing bard build marching around town with Bob Dylan playing. Thank you you very much heartless corporation of alektorophobia.

/everbodymustgetstonedquit

 

[Umbran]

enworld lets people who wear fedoras post on here.

/outragequit

No, EN World lets people who wear a fedora with a tux in here?

/outfitquit

 

[Emirikol]

What? We're still in the dungeon and there aren't endless, murder-mystery, gothy relationship adventures!?!?!??!! What the heck is this game anyways?

/ragequit

 

[Lalato]

My patience is wearing thin on impatient people wanting their toys NOW... NOW... NOW...

/patiencequit

 

[Lalato]

In communist Russia... DMG delays you!

/delayquit

 

[Tormyr]

People bring back threads thought long dead.

/necromancyquit

 

[Lidgar]

No Mass Combat listed in the DMG TOC!
Firearms in the DMG!
Not enough firearms in the DMG!
Page numbers in the TOC are wonky!
Where is my optional rule for triple-flanking a single-cell amoeba in three dimensional space with my warforged gestalt spellswordsneaker?

/tocquit

 

[was]

still missing weapon speeds..

/sadquit