D&D 5E /Ragequit Rants

[BoldItalic]

There's bits I don't like.

I know I'm allowed to change them but I don't want to be allowed to change them because it leaves me with almost nothing to complain about.

So I'm raging about the game being too flexible.

/ragequit

 

[Ravenheart87]

• Advantage and disadvantage? Calculating with hundreds of modifiers is far superior and faster than rolling with more dice!
• Ascending AC and no matrices or THAC0?! This game is dumbed down for people who can't do maths!
• It's possible to have 20 starting ability score and max HP at first level? It's a game for muchkins!
• Female dwarves don't how beards by default? Dwarves are no longer unique and fun!
• Greyhawk is not the default setting? Gygax must be rolling in his grave!
• No level titles? Leveling up became more soulles and bland!
• No demi-human level limits? That's racist!
• Human ability score bonuses? That's racist!
• No female ability score limits? That's feminist!

/buys a Starter Set and burns it
/ragequit

 

[Aenghus]

Some players have expectations wildly different to mine and I can't rely on players swallowing my peculiar rulings wholesale any more like the mindless drones they really are ! Raargh!

/ragequit

 

[TwoSix]

Damage on a hit breaks my verisimilitude!

/ragequit

 

[evilbob]

This game is too complex in some places!

This game is too simple in some places!

Where's the creepy table about the likelihood of impregnating different races?!

Gnomes killed my father!

/ragequit

 

[Jeff Carlsen]

My coffee got cold while I was reading this thread.

/ragequit

 

[Manbearcat]

OMGWTF racial deviation from my precious (/gollum) canon!

/ragequit

 

[erf_beto]

* It's too anime for my tastes...
* Not enough anime for my tastes...


/ragequit

 

[Ichneumon]

• No alignment tongues in 5e? No option to use the 1st edition unarmed combat rules? WotC have thrown players like me under the bus. I can see them sitting there laughing at my pain.

/ragequit

 

[Agamon]

Damage on a hit is still in this game??

/ragequit