innerdude
Legend
- Not nearly enough donkeyhorse sub-races. Come on, where's my Donkeyhorse-headed Donkeyhorse????!!!!!!
- The color green is present in the rules text. As we all know, green is Cthulhu's favorite color, and Shub-Niggurath won't stand for it.
- The makers of 5e obviously HATE paladins, because they didn't include a minimum of 100 detailed pages telling DM's how to successfully incorporate a paladin's code of ethics into gameplay without being heavy-handed, fiat-driven jerks. What are paladin players to do, wondering when their DM is simply going to pull something out of their butt and say, "Your paladin wouldn't do that!" without appropriate guidance?
- The font for the ampersand in "Dungeons & Dragons" is clearly inferior to the one used for the BECMI Red Box.
- Not enough cowbell. Or church bell. Or Liberty bell.
- They didn't hire Zoey Deschanel and Olivia Wilde to be the models for all female characters in the artwork. EPIC FAIL!!!!!
/ragequit
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