D&D 5E /Ragequit Rants

[jadrax]

They allow Paladins to be any alignment instead of the only true way to play them which is LG.

RageQuit


P.S. am I doing this right?

There should be a forward slash before the R and the Q should not be capitalized...

#wordcrimes

 

[Umbran]

#wordcrimes

Hey, we can do so much better than that now. Hit it, Al!

[video=youtube_share;8Gv0H-vPoDc]http://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc[/video]

 

[tuxgeo]

They have Paladins but not Saladins. Cold Iron is no better than Hot Lead and Cold Feet.

They didn't resurrect the Studebaker. This isn't your father's Oldsmobile.

/r.e.oldsquit

 

[Agamon]

I can't believe this game is making me look up spells every time one is cast. I suffer from a rare form of memory loss that applies only to D&D spells, so obviously this game isn't really meant for everyone. Magic Missile? What the hell is that?

/ragequit

 

[evileeyore]

I have been drug into yet another mindless Alignment debate!

/

 

[RedShirtNo5.1]

i THink you are geting to upset over a MM that is no release yet. chicken could be in MM we dont know. for the now rules wise it is shroders chicken.
the chicken is not a DMPC a monstr or unanimated objec. we wont know abot all the macaroni falacies until the coar books are out so stop over-recting to
chicken problem.

This is good point. After reading you remarks I am much clamer now. BUt your logic is still faulty like the San Andreas. Schroder was peanuts, not high energy particle physicist. You are thinking of Hindenburg. This very important, distinction! When you throw chicken, you can knw speed and therefore damage bonus, or you can now where chicken is and therefore if chicken hits target. BUT YOU DO'T KNOW BOTH! Next stop, Sphere of Annihilation evaprates from Hawk-head radiation. Ask Umbran guy, he know phyiscs. This is why d05 rules qre complete mess.

But athat is not only problm. In d05, rules elet prayer characters do things. Like wizzends cast "spells". And fighters do damage on a hit! But rules prohibit other things. Like the Lambada.

At end of day, d05 is just not an RPG. FIRST SENTANCE in rules says D&D "is about storytelling". Everyone knows Story is for wannabe failed writers and you don't use RPG to tell a story. This is because RPG is rocket propelled grenade! You blow stuff up with grendages, not tell story.

THis i\s the thing. d05 is like trying to put the Viking Hat on a chicken. Or Chembacca on the plant Endor. It makes no sense.

 

[BoldItalic]

When I printed out the Basic PDF, the even-numbered pages came out on the backs of the odd-numbered pages so when I bound all the sheets together, all the pages were in numerical order. This is utterly confusing and unacceptable.

This my third attempt to ragequit. How many more times do I have to do this, before anyone takes me seriously?

/ragequit

 

[Agamon]

Agh! I want to agequit, but the "" button on my keyboad is boken. Now it looks like I'm quitting because of my age! Thanks Meals!

/agequit

 

[ExploderWizard]

This is good point. After reading you remarks I am much clamer now. BUt your logic is still faulty like the San Andreas. Schroder was peanuts, not high energy particle physicist. You are thinking of Hindenburg. This very important, distinction! When you throw chicken, you can knw speed and therefore damage bonus, or you can now where chicken is and therefore if chicken hits target. BUT YOU DO'T KNOW BOTH! Next stop, Sphere of Annihilation evaprates from Hawk-head radiation. Ask Umbran guy, he know phyiscs. This is why d05 rules qre complete mess.

But athat is not only problm. In d05, rules elet prayer characters do things. Like wizzends cast "spells". And fighters do damage on a hit! But rules prohibit other things. Like the Lambada.

At end of day, d05 is just not an RPG. FIRST SENTANCE in rules says D&D "is about storytelling". Everyone knows Story is for wannabe failed writers and you don't use RPG to tell a story. This is because RPG is rocket propelled grenade! You blow stuff up with grendages, not tell story.

THis i\s the thing. d05 is like trying to put the Viking Hat on a chicken. Or Chembacca on the plant Endor. It makes no sense.

you are vey knowlege about chicken physics. i think you are right about the dynamics of chicken trajecty but do not adress the use of chicken in melee combet.
the rules are unclear-should chicken do blugon damage or pearce damage cause of beak? d05 seems vey skechy on these impotent details.
i read throu the basic pdf and could not find rule that prohibits the lambata. page rference?

 

[Lalato]

Month to go to PHB and people still have a hard on to fight the edition wars...

/ragequit