D&D 5E /Ragequit Rants

[Hand of Evil]

• it was not a KickStarter and I miss stretch goals and add-ons!

/ragequit

 

[Thalionalfirin]

Wizards can't be killed by a common housechicken!

/ragequit

 

[TarionzCousin]

If "chicken" isn't a core PC race, I can't be bothered. I mean, I know everyone would much rather play a chicken than a gnome!

 

[PowerWordDumb]

If "chicken" isn't a core PC race, I can't be bothered. I mean, I know everyone would much rather play a chicken than a gnome! View attachment 62805

Everyone loves chicken soup. Nobody loves gnome soup.

QED.

 

[Lidgar]

However, you must use these 32 pages to include the list of 32 monsters below, exactly, with no variations. I'm a tolerant dude, but even I have my limits.

MONSTERS FOR THE 32 EXTRA PAGES...

I concur with that list, but only if you add the modifier "gnome" in front of each entity. Otherwise...

/ragequit

 

[francisca]

 

[Blackbrrd]

/Ragequit
Amazon hasn't sent me confirmation they have shipped the starter set yet!

 

[Phaezen]

There are no Modrons in 5e
/Ragequit

Wait? What? There are?

There are Modrons in 5e
/Ragequit

 

[jadrax]

Elephants are far to cheap!

/Ragequit

 

[pkt77242]

They allow Paladins to be any alignment instead of the only true way to play them which is LG.

RageQuit


P.S. am I doing this right?