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Sure it was a pun, but it was said completely unintentionally. The guy had no idea what he'd just said until the whole table started laughing.
That said, terrible puns always have a place at my table. I see to that personally.
Yeah, my table has a terrible pun guy, too. We throw stuff at him.
I see you're a BCer (Port Coq, though? My condolences.
). Next time you're on the island, gimme a shout, and I'll put you in the same room with him and see who can outpun the other. 
Jan van Leyden
Adventurer
Back in the WFRP 1e days the party was trying to enter the Teugen mansion in Bögenhafen. One character successfully climbs the perimeter wall, while his brothers in arms remain on the street. The character jumps down into the park and the five watchdogs come running:
"Uh, I did save my game when I was on the wall, didn't I?"
In the same campaign a girl played a not too attractive female fighter-type. In one big and extremely bloody combat she was the only PC who didn't suffer any wounds. Then in one blow she scored a critical against the most dangerous enemy, cleanly chopping his head off. Her player with a triumphant voice:
"And Renata's looking beautiful while she's at it!"
"Uh, I did save my game when I was on the wall, didn't I?"
In the same campaign a girl played a not too attractive female fighter-type. In one big and extremely bloody combat she was the only PC who didn't suffer any wounds. Then in one blow she scored a critical against the most dangerous enemy, cleanly chopping his head off. Her player with a triumphant voice:
"And Renata's looking beautiful while she's at it!"
TarionzCousin
Second Most Angelic Devil Ever
Player 1 "He's not going to walk up to us with our entire army behind us, is he?"
DM "He appears to be doing just that."
Player 2 "That's incredibly ballsy. We have at least 500 crossbows aimed right at him."
DM "Yes. He seems to be made entirely of balls."
Player 1 "I walk out to meet him, put my hand out to shake, and kick him in the balls!"
Player 2 "You can't miss!"
DM "He appears to be doing just that."
Player 2 "That's incredibly ballsy. We have at least 500 crossbows aimed right at him."
DM "Yes. He seems to be made entirely of balls."
Player 1 "I walk out to meet him, put my hand out to shake, and kick him in the balls!"
Player 2 "You can't miss!"
We were playing 7th Sea, and the players were surprised by a group of Montaigne Musketeers. One of the players, was playing a character from Eisen who had a mystical sleeve and gauntlet made from Drachenweisen (sp?) (dragonscale) that he had been carrying in his backpack to attract less attention.
GM: OK, Justin its your turn. The Musketeers have fired and alook to be preparing to charge on their next action. What do you do.
Justin : Oh I know ... I whip it out and strap it on.
His determined and utterly clueless statement was followed by stunned silence and then far to many bad jokes and peels of laughter for us to remember. In fact the laughter lasted until the end of the campaign.
GM: OK, Justin its your turn. The Musketeers have fired and alook to be preparing to charge on their next action. What do you do.
Justin : Oh I know ... I whip it out and strap it on.
His determined and utterly clueless statement was followed by stunned silence and then far to many bad jokes and peels of laughter for us to remember. In fact the laughter lasted until the end of the campaign.
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