[Rant] Why Cheese??

[Ashwyn]

I like cheese. Cheese isn't evil. It's friendly and nice, and generous. I feel a song coming on...

Cheese, wonderful cheese!
Let me have a little more, please!
Cheese, glorious cheese!
It's delicious and it's nothing at to sneeze!

Pizza would be merely bread without it's cheezy blanket.
Before you eat some tasty cheese, you surely ought to thank it.
Nachos are a tasty treat, but plain old chips are bland.
Cheese is quite a marv'lous thing, let's spread it across the land!

Cheese, spectacular cheese!
It's too bad it doesn't grow on trees!
Cheese, splendiferous cheese!
Cats enjoy it much more than fleas!

 

[Umbran]

"The Flaming Cheese-Wheel of Death merely smoulders."
-quote from a very odd gaming session.

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

The only thing that improves more different kinds of food than cheese is Tabasco.

 

[Desdichado]

The only thing that improves more different kinds of food than cheese is Tabasco.

John Q., you're my kinda guy!

 

[Mercule]

Yeah, what John said -- okay, I'd invert the priority, but that's only 'cause my wife has started to domesticate me.

As one of my college buddies was fond of saying: Mmmm... Cheese is the food of the gods.

 

[Tallok]

not tabasco, you need some high quality habanero sauce

 

[Angcuru]

not tabasco, you need some high quality habanero sauce

Sorry, I'd like to keep my larynx intact, thank you very much.

And I don't like cheese, and I'm as innocent and sweet as the day is long. Hmmm...

So...as summer turns to autumn and autumn to winter...you grow less sweet and innocent...until you turn evil...and the CHEESE gets you!!!