Rary, Elminster, and Mordenkainen...

[Darkness]

Mordie didn't age much in 2e...

So he was probably just - wait for it - grandfathered in.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Mordie didn't age much in 2e...

So he was probably just - wait for it - grandfathered in.

...oh that's horrible.

 

[Sabaron]

Str 16, Dex 20, Con 19, Int 15, Wis 9, Cha 12 . . .

Certainly I'm not the only one seeing something wrong with base stats like that . . . I don't know any wizard who could start with such stats and live.

Uh, what? Those are tremendous stats! How would a wizard with those have trouble surviving?