sloppy - Sort of, I don't like cleaning.
unwashed - Unless on Roskilde, no

obsessive - Defenitly not. I can't care less about the classical controversies between different games and editions.
skinny/fat guy - I exercise really much to get a good looking body and to get rid of stress, so no.
poor social skills - No, I'm hobby psychiatrist to several of my friends and lots of people seem to think I'm funny ~~
male - yes
under 30 - Yep
bearded - No. If you don't absolutely know that you look good in beard, don't get it. And just to be safe, don't get a goatee. That's my policy on beards.
wears lots of black t-shirts - No, and never with fantasy motifs.
plays Evercrack obsessively - No.
lives in his parents' basement - I have my own apartment.
doesn't have a job - No but it takes ages to finish my education (medicine). In two years I will be an intern though.
never had a girlfriend - I'm afraid of commitment so I have never had a relationship last more than three weeks, but most of my close friends at the moment are girls and I don't have a problem meeting girls.
enjoys geeky hobbies apart form gaming - I like Tolkien and CRPGs but apart from that I don't think so really.
I rated myself 1. I tell people that I play role playing games and don't really care about the reaction. As long as you don't say it defensively it's often no problems. I like to fiddle with my looks so the stereotype gamer look don't apply to me really but the fact that I'm posting here pushes me up one step IMO

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