Re-worded spells

[lukelightning]

Instead of Holy Sword you can cast Holy S-word...basically it's like blasphemy.

Instead of project image you can cast project iMage. iMage is the latest electronic wizard, similar to an iPod but with a caster level of 6 for the $299 version, or CL 12 for the $499 one...

 

[kenobi65]

There was a long-ago thread (I believe it was here) with a similar idea...changing one letter in the name of the spell, to create a totally different (and far funnier) spell.

The one that stuck in my mind: Tasha's hideous daughter.

 

[GlassJaw]

The one that stuck in my mind: Tasha's hideous daughter.

Animate Pope

 

[lukelightning]

And the dreaded Meatier Smarm

 

[Mark Hope]

I prefer meteors warm, for those times when you need a toastier asteroid.

 

[lukelightning]

Mall of Fire for some hot sales.

 

[GreatLemur]

Hell, let's not forget the old favorite of forum necromancy: animate thread.

 

[blargney the second]

Project: Image is an operation currently being undertaken by the spin control wizards.

 

[Jondor_Battlehammer]

Leomund's tiny mutt. Like Summon Monster, but kick-mes only

 

[kenobi65]

Leomund's tiny mutt. Like Summon Monster, but kick-mes only

Leomund's tiny hutt. Summons a very small gastropod crime lord, with an adorable little "hooo hooo hooo" laugh.