Re-worded spells

[lukelightning]

Leomund's Phantom Crap: Watch where you step!

 

[blargney the second]

Summon Nature Sally is the ultimate spell for guys who seek an outdoorsy girlfriend.

 

[Ravilah]

Unfortunately, Nature Sally is already dating Arcane Mark.

 

[Random Axe]

Summon Smarm was my favorite.

 

[Halivar]

Let's see... take evard's black tentacles, swap out an 'n' for an 's', and you have a wonderful 4th-level, 20-foot-radius image to sear your brain.

 

[crazy_monkey1956]

Mordenkainen's Lubrication
Mordenkainen's Disfunction

 

[gizmo33]

"Fireball" telepathically contacts Nirvana and tells a monodrone modron that he's out of a job.

 

[lukelightning]

"Fireball" telepathically contacts Nirvana and tells a monodrone modron that he's out of a job.

Or Fire Baal.

 

[Nifft]

Let's see...

A wall of lice or wall of mice would be kinda gross.

An eger ration would bestow 1d4 negative lunches.

Casting plan shift takes you (and your party) directly to Plan B.

Cheers, -- N

 

[DM-Rocco]

Let's see...

A wall of lice or wall of mice would be kinda gross.

An eger ration would bestow 1d4 negative lunches.

Casting plan shift takes you (and your party) directly to Plan B.

Cheers, -- N

I really like Plan Shift, good stuff

How about... no, that won't work, hmm, what about... dang it!!!

Okay, I thought I had a few, but after wrtting them down, they were lame. Good fun though, I'll see if I an think of some tonight.

Hide life - hide knife, hmm, I know I can do better than that

Ooo, what about Fish, instead of Wish, for those times you want to summon a sunfish, or if you want a random spell of 8th level or lower to come to your aid (nothing like a delayed blast fireball on a kobold or a shocking grasp on a blue dragon) or lure others into e-mail scams, the later still costs you 5,000 xp. That's better