Real DnD Heroes

[kenobi65]

I was wondering if the beer commercial ripped off Cows with Guns The stanzas look very similar.

Maybe, but, IMO, they sound nothing alike.

The Budweiser ads are more of a parody of bad '80s rock (consider that the singer is a former member of Survivor).

 

[Bloosquig]

Dwarven ale presents Real DnD Heroes.
Real D N D Heeero-ohs!
Today we salute you, Dragon with monk levels.
Dragon with monk levels!
Somewhere in your life of pillaging, eating maidens, and hoarding treasure you managed to find inner peace.
I've aligned my chakras!
Now you use all those attacks to eat the adventurers bent on stopping your nefarious plans.
I need more twenty siders!
Now your players can get drinks and eat pizza while you take your half hour combat round.
Busting out some dragon-jitsu!
So have yourself a nice Dwarven Ale, Dragon with monk levels.
Real D N D Heeero-ohs!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Somewhere in your life of pillaging, eating maidens, and hoarding treasure you managed to find inner peace.
I've aligned my chakras!

Finally! Someone understands the real me!!!

 

[Thunderfoot]

Dear Ms. Yesminde:

As legal representatives of the Dwarven Ale brand, we ask that you cease and desist your use of the Real D&D Heroes advertising campaign for Elven Wine. This flagrant infringement impunes the reputation of Dwarven Ale by implying that Elven Wine is similar to Dwarven Ale. While our clients respect that Elven Wine is a popular alcoholic beverage, the fact remains that raising a glass of it is not appropriate for toasting Real D&D Heroes, but instead better suited for a group of foppish aristocrats who have never accomplished anything heroic, or Bards. We look forward to the suppression of your natural chaotic tendencies and immediate cooperation in this matter.

Sincerely,
Rockhelm Tomesmith
Dwarven Legal Defenders LLP

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

 

[BOZ]

The Budweiser ads are more of a parody of bad '80s rock (consider that the singer is a former member of Survivor).

LOL! did not know that... makes it even better.