Reasons a Squirrel can talk

[Nifft]

"I am the Great and Powerful Druid of the Wilderlands! I choose this shape so that you will NEVER KNOW when I am watching you! Now, bring me nuts!"

"I was born a normal squirel, see, but I was looking for scraps one day under the Magical University over yonder, and, well, I seem to have eaten something that gave me GREAT MAGICAL POWERS. It also causes me to turn into an ancient Red Dragon when I'm hungry, so please, bring me nuts. For the children."

"They were trying to breed intelligent rust monsters, but they ended up with talking squirels. Wizards are not the most reliable geneticists. Now, fetch me nuts or I'll tail-swipe the tin can."

"I am the DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS! Arrr, arrrrrrrr!" -- (yes, this one makes no sense )

"I seem to have eaten a Headband of Intellect +6. Perhaps if you let me live on your head, you would gain its benefits?"

"I'm actually a half-celestial. Hey Paladin-boy, fetch your celestial master some nuts! Chop-chop!"

"I'm actually a half-dragon. Hey Sorcerer, old chum, I'll be happy to expand your repertoire in exchange for lavish feeding and affection."

-- N

 

[Mercule]

He is one of the Beast Lords.

He is the avatar of Obad-Hai (GH Nature god).

*Pokes head out of tree hole* "I'm not really a squirrel. I am the creation of a mad druid. Think of me like a turtle, but this tree is my shell."

"What!!! I'm a squirrel! How did that happen? Where is my frost brand? Where is my armor? You gotta help me."

"I knew there had to be a catch to using the Nuts of Vecna."

 

[wolfen]

Because, like Trogdor , the squirrel once a man. Now he is The Nibblinator! He has been transformed by some magical druid who abused The Magic Stick to create the humble squirrel you now see before you.


wolfen

 

[Nifft]

"I knew there had to be a catch to using the Nuts of Vecna."

LOL! Yipes! -- N

 

[Crothian]

These are great guys!! This squirrel is going to have some great stories to tell on how he can talk.

 

[Brown Jenkin]

You mean squirrels can't talk? (silence from then on)

 

[Doc_Souark]

Why can a Squirrel talk ?

When he takes out the trash and Margo lets him ?

 

[Macbeth]

"All squirrels can talk, we just don't like humans much."

"I learned to talk by following you around for months, and if you don't want the world to know what ACTUALLY happened to that priest, you'd best bring me some nuts."

"I'm actually the high priest of the squirrels, and unless you bring me a tribute in nuts, your going to be followed by a LOT of very angry squirrels."

"I'm not a squirrel, I'm your spirit animal." (Think the meditation scene from Fight Club)

"I'm not really a squirrel, and that isn't my tail your holding."

"I ate Vecna's nuts. No, not that kind"

"I'm not a squirrel, I'm the fairy equivalent of Robin Williams." (Think body hair)

"I can just talk, alright? I even made some money off of it, but that #$%^ Dale screwed it all up." (Disney cartoon reference)

"Well your a nosey little human, aren't you? I just talk, right, so nuts to you!"

"I'm not a squirrel, I'm just a miniature centaur who won't shave."

"I'm not a talking squirrel, I just spilled a potion of Rogain's Hair Growth into my bath."

 

[Mercule]

"I'm not a squirrel. I'm a rat. The tail's just 'cause I lipped off to the wrong druid." -- Which begs the question of why the rat can talk.

 

[Blue Sky]

"You've heard of the prince that was a frog, right? Yeah, that's me. Give me a kiss, sugar."

"I was the familiar to a wizard at Redhurst. You've heard of them, right? Well, my wizard miscast some scroll, Magic Vase, or Jar, or something. When I woke up, I found I could talk, and my master started burying her spellbooks and forgetting where they were."

"I was the greatest pit fighter in the City of Calimshan. I had women, I had money, I had an insurance plan against death, even. Next time, I'm reading the fine print."