Rejected Settings... (Humor)

[The Grumpy Celt]

Sadly, Wizards of the Coast has already reject at least two proposials. These are

"Porno World; The game where players and Games Masters are always naked and oily."

and

"Random Violence World; The game where players and Games Master wander around randomly punching people and kicking police officers in the groin."

The people are WotC are soooo picky.

 

[alsih2o]

also rejected: forum world!

this world was so great too, you gather up your friend s and complain that you could participate, but you would probably lose, the best part is, noone ever advances, cause they are too lazy





no offense intended to anyone, i have been in on the chatting end of the challenge more than the writing end myself

 

[Crothian]

Modest proposal world. A world actually based on the story "A Modest Proposal" by John Swift.

THose who know will get it.

 

[Wormwood]

I have high hopes for mine:

Legoland
Tapeworms!
Mariah Carey's Apartment
Delaware Adventures
Gaerun

 

[alsih2o]

pusillanimous world- all p.c. races are slimes...

 

[Donatello]

Ooooooooooo legoland.....

I wanna be the guy with the policeman's hat!

 

[DM with a vengence]

Lethalworld: Where heroes battle monsters with items and abilities that do 300d20 damage in a single hit and everybody has 1hp/level.

Cardworld: Where heroes are pieces of expensive colored cardstock attempting to remove other pieces of colored card stock from the universal deck.

Dog eat dog: The PCs are dogs and must roleplay eating other dogs.

Cola Wars (Episod IV: A New Coke): The mighty Empires of Pepsi and Coke battle for dominion across the shattered lands of the International Market. Will the Rootbear Rebellion rise up and replace the Evil Cola Empires, will the young Luke Canwalker master the power of The Carbonation and return peace to the International Market. PC classes are Carbonation User, Formula Mixer, Investigative Reporter, Marketeer and Salesman.

 

[pennywiz]

Sifting through the WotC dumpster, as I am wont to do since it's the best way to get scoops for minor league news sites , I found one that I think should have passed muster. It might have stood a better chance if only it hadn't been written in Sandskrit on a single sheet of rice paper that was poorly chosen from an early seventies sub-culture comedy album. I'll translate. It goes-

A little something-

Like this-

Tnemesab S`tnerap Ym - We've packaged the older editions in an even older box acquired in a buy out from a vanity press gone wrong. If you can make heads or tails of this system, find a bunch of players to join you and mail us their addresses, we'd be pleased to accept their ideas and explain through litigation how we thought of them first. In every full box* of old rules sets we'll include a customized facial napkin from one of our local fast food cuisine outlets. Collect the whole set. We'll expand!

*Something unsettling may occur during over-priced shipping.

 

[Xarlen]

Modest proposal world. A world actually based on the story "A Modest Proposal" by John Swift.

THose who know will get it.

Which race is the breeder/feeder? Cuz, you know, demi-humans don't breed that much. But think of the varied tastes!

 

[Crothian]

Which race is the breeder/feeder? Cuz, you know, demi-humans don't breed that much. But think of the varied tastes!

There are a people here that are well read, who knew?

Well, it wouldn't matter for the race. Mostly it depended on the economic state the person or family is in. REmember, they could sell the others to make money that the rest of the family can use.