(remove please) 1-star reviews on front page

[Mark CMG]

panties in a bunch

Don't give him any ideas for the next banner image . . .

 

[Cheiromancer]

Here you go, I posted them on my hosted ENG site:
http://www.enworld.org/forumdisplay.php?f=261

~Le

Oh no! A bare shoulder! And lips! I've got to go scour my brain! And go to confession! And then scour my brain again...

...sheesh.

I was imagining something much more risqué.

 

[Henry]

"Panties in a Bunch: Gestalt Magic Item Undergarments UNLEASHED!"

This new d20 supplement from The Le Games examines such awe-inspiring items as

-Garters of Cure Light wounds & Bless
-Thongs of the Wicked / Thongs of Exquisite Pain
-Briefs of Plenty & Heroes Feast

Yes, these Gestalt Artifacts will have your players laughing for hours Craving the mystic power they represent!

Coming 1st Quarter, 2006!

 

[Psionicist]

I vote for Unorthodox Underpants Gnomes! It's gnomes, it's D&D, and the resulting banner will be in line with the rest of Unorthodox' products, AND it will most certainly be a hilarious product! Win-win for all!

1. Write book about Underpants Gnomes
2. ?
3. Profit!

 

[Rystil Arden]

You could have Unorthodox Orthoclase

From "Orthoclase" on wikipedia: Cleavage/Fracture Habit: Has perfect cleavage on {001} and good cleavage on {010}. Cleavages intersect at 90°. It can be difficult to see cleavage in thin section due to orthoclase's low relief.

 

[Knight Otu]

2. ?

That step would naturally be "Threaten the world that you'll release the book unless they pay you not to do it."

 

[Psychic Warrior]

"Panties in a Bunch: Gestalt Magic Item Undergarments UNLEASHED!"

This new d20 supplement from The Le Games examines such awe-inspiring items as

-Garters of Cure Light wounds & Bless
-Thongs of the Wicked / Thongs of Exquisite Pain
-Briefs of Plenty & Heroes Feast

Yes, these Gestalt Artifacts will have your players laughing for hours Craving the mystic power they represent!

Coming 1st Quarter, 2006!

I'll buy it!

 

[TheLe]

Actually, I have something like that planned for April Fool's day. Just wait and see.

Anywho, I am a little concerned with the 1 star reviews still located on the front page. Sure, it's free press for me, but since it has not been taken down it will give people "ideas".

I would hate for someone to do this in the future, knowing that Enworld can't remove it.

`Le

In anycase, here's a little something I plan for next Summer:

 

[the Jester]

Umm, sex sells and all, but where is the damn sex??

On another note, just how many panties does it take to make a 'bunch' anyway?

 

[DaveMage]

Umm, sex sells and all, but where is the damn sex??

Jester, if you can't find sex on the internet, you're hopeless!