renau1g's Fort Belurian Adventure [Pathfinder] - OOC

[renau1g]

Suggestion: Rather than just pound away, lets hack the tentacles off.

You can't just do damage. You have to use Sunder.

Sunder a few arms and tentacles, and it'll flee. This is good, because if he's using the standard MM Kraken stats, it has nearly 300 hit points. It'll rip us to shreds before we can finish it off.

Note: The regular kraken is a CR12 encounter, actually more like 14 or so I played it truly deviously and had it pull everyone off the boat then use his Control Weather to change it to a hurricance and very high swim checks....but this is more of a juvenile one, not quite full grown, at least that's what our resident druid thinks.

 

[Leif]

Note: The regular kraken is a CR12 encounter, but this is more of a juvenile one, not quite full grown, at least that's what our resident druid thinks.

So, what are you really saying here? It only has 250 hp? And this is suppposed to mean that we won't die? Or just that you'll be laughing harder when we do die, because it was a widdle biddy baby kwaken dat ate us allll up?

 

[Scott DeWar]

i think it is the laughing harder reason, excep that the gnome was so small that the widdle baby kwaken didn't even taste the gnome his is so small. B)

 

[Leif]

Yep, Iffy is definitely an "after dinner gnome."

 

[renau1g]

MMMMMMMmmmmmmm after dinner gnome, maybe with some deliscious Rwanada coffee

 

[Leif]

And remember: after dinner Gnomes are a High-Fiber Treat, too!!

 

[Scott DeWar]

but hight in fat and carbs too, so beware!

 

[Rhun]

I hear gnomes have tough skin adn can give indigestion.

 

[Leif]

[sblock=Snappy Retorts]The best snappy retorts that occur to me immediately are all too off-color to be posted here. Sorry! [/sblock]

I hear gnomes have tough skin adn can give indigestion.

Yes, and if you take a big bite of Iffy, he'll afflict you with a case of flatulence that will curdle all the milk in your house and subject you to endless cruel laughter.

 

[Scott DeWar]

cruel laughter...oh, the ignominy.